1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,251 --> 00:00:11,721 ♫ I like it filthy and raw 4 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:15,307 ♫ I like it filthy and raw 5 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:18,996 ♫ I like it filthy and raw 6 00:00:18,996 --> 00:00:22,579 ♫ I like it filthy and raw 7 00:00:24,681 --> 00:00:26,095 ♫ It's sex but is it love 8 00:00:26,095 --> 00:00:27,864 ♫ I don't care what it is 9 00:00:27,864 --> 00:00:29,599 ♫ I just do what you want 10 00:00:29,599 --> 00:00:31,886 ♫ The way that you want it 11 00:00:31,886 --> 00:00:33,300 ♫ And when you turn around 12 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,492 ♫ And you tell me to hit it 13 00:00:35,492 --> 00:00:37,126 ♫ You shakin' that ass 14 00:00:37,126 --> 00:00:39,397 ♫ You are mine to forbid it 15 00:00:39,397 --> 00:00:41,974 ♫ Tell me what you want, tell me what you want 16 00:00:41,974 --> 00:00:42,807 ♫ I will do it 17 00:00:42,807 --> 00:00:46,557 ♫ Tell me what you want, I will do it, yeah 18 00:00:46,557 --> 00:00:49,547 ♫ Tell me what you want, tell me what you want 19 00:00:49,547 --> 00:00:50,380 ♫ I will do it 20 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:54,547 ♫ Tell me what you want, I will do it 21 00:00:55,773 --> 00:00:58,359 ♫ I like it filthy and raw 22 00:00:58,359 --> 00:00:59,377 ♫ Okay 23 00:00:59,377 --> 00:01:01,957 ♫ I like it filthy and raw 24 00:01:01,957 --> 00:01:02,990 ♫ Okay 25 00:01:02,990 --> 00:01:05,627 ♫ I like it filthy and raw 26 00:01:05,627 --> 00:01:06,738 ♫ All right 27 00:01:06,738 --> 00:01:11,578 ♫ I like it filthy and raw ♫ 28 00:01:11,578 --> 00:01:12,411 - [Voiceover] All over the world, 29 00:01:12,411 --> 00:01:13,702 kids are getting down. 30 00:01:13,702 --> 00:01:16,557 They're getting down at the club, 31 00:01:16,557 --> 00:01:17,390 at work, 32 00:01:20,871 --> 00:01:21,788 in the car, 33 00:01:24,483 --> 00:01:25,566 at the party, 34 00:01:27,085 --> 00:01:28,002 at the bar, 35 00:01:30,403 --> 00:01:32,778 and at your front door. 36 00:01:32,778 --> 00:01:33,772 - [Voiceover] This guide will help you 37 00:01:33,772 --> 00:01:35,078 to get down too. 38 00:01:35,078 --> 00:01:36,660 It will introduce you to some of the tools 39 00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:38,385 you can use to help you get down, 40 00:01:38,385 --> 00:01:40,216 like vodka and drugs. 41 00:01:40,216 --> 00:01:41,349 - [Voiceover] It will show you how to avoid some 42 00:01:41,349 --> 00:01:43,138 of the pitfalls associated with this lifestyle. 43 00:01:43,138 --> 00:01:43,971 (girl vomits) 44 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:45,168 - Aw, my shoes! 45 00:01:45,168 --> 00:01:49,167 - [Voiceover] Like getting sick and the police. 46 00:01:49,167 --> 00:01:51,847 Guide scientists have spent years gathering empirical data 47 00:01:51,847 --> 00:01:54,239 on all facets of night life. 48 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,434 This film is divided into chapters, 49 00:01:56,434 --> 00:01:58,414 each offering insights into different aspects 50 00:01:58,414 --> 00:02:00,133 of getting down. 51 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:01,439 - [Voiceover] And when better to get down 52 00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:03,055 then after a stressful day? 53 00:02:03,055 --> 00:02:05,722 (phone ringing) 54 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:12,123 - Hey, girl. 55 00:02:12,123 --> 00:02:13,236 - Hey, what's up? 56 00:02:13,236 --> 00:02:15,104 - Can you just come get me and let's go get drunk? 57 00:02:15,104 --> 00:02:16,452 - [Girl] Okay. 58 00:02:16,452 --> 00:02:20,223 - And take your shit with you, you bitch. 59 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,056 Fuck you! 60 00:02:22,439 --> 00:02:23,745 - Are you okay? 61 00:02:23,745 --> 00:02:24,745 - Douchebag! 62 00:02:29,353 --> 00:02:31,410 - Okay, just, just walk down to the front, 63 00:02:31,410 --> 00:02:33,468 and I'll be right there. 64 00:02:33,468 --> 00:02:35,051 - Fuck. 65 00:02:35,051 --> 00:02:36,468 You fucking cunt! 66 00:02:37,351 --> 00:02:38,434 Fucking fuck! 67 00:02:40,264 --> 00:02:41,097 Fuck! 68 00:02:41,097 --> 00:02:42,311 - Oh, that's my other line. 69 00:02:42,311 --> 00:02:43,272 Okay. 70 00:02:43,272 --> 00:02:44,190 - What's up, Bernine? 71 00:02:44,190 --> 00:02:45,925 - Hey girl, what're you doing? 72 00:02:45,925 --> 00:02:47,692 - Nothing, just closing up. 73 00:02:47,692 --> 00:02:48,972 - You want to hang out tonight? 74 00:02:48,972 --> 00:02:50,783 - Ooh, girlfriend, I can't, 75 00:02:50,783 --> 00:02:52,922 'cause I got a date tonight. 76 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:54,137 - With who? 77 00:02:54,137 --> 00:02:57,226 - Remember the guy we met at Sunsway last week? 78 00:02:57,226 --> 00:02:58,599 - [Girl] The drunk guy? 79 00:02:58,599 --> 00:02:59,700 - Yeah, whatever. 80 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:02,590 He's taking me out to some new chichi bar in Hollywood. 81 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:03,994 - Okay. 82 00:03:03,994 --> 00:03:05,327 - But you know, we can hook up later. 83 00:03:05,327 --> 00:03:06,455 - [Girl] Yeah. I'll call you later. 84 00:03:06,455 --> 00:03:07,425 - Okay. 85 00:03:07,425 --> 00:03:10,092 (intense music) 86 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:35,547 - Yo. Yo, what's the deal, yo? 87 00:03:37,874 --> 00:03:38,743 - What's going on, dog? 88 00:03:38,743 --> 00:03:41,175 - Yo, man. You ready for the party tonight? 89 00:03:41,175 --> 00:03:42,363 - Aw yeah, dog. 90 00:03:42,363 --> 00:03:44,899 - The rain party. Yeah. 91 00:03:44,899 --> 00:03:46,480 You remember, right? - Yeah. 92 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,485 - Yeah, man, that shit's gonna be dope. 93 00:03:48,485 --> 00:03:50,133 - 'Sup with that phone, homie? 94 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:51,700 - Yeah, this one's fly, right? 95 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:54,175 Yeah, I got this shit at the pawn shop. 96 00:03:54,175 --> 00:03:56,686 Yeah, they said Dion Ward used to own this shit. 97 00:03:56,686 --> 00:03:58,170 She came in one day sweatin' and shit, 98 00:03:58,170 --> 00:04:00,840 talking about "Let me trade this phone in." 99 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,836 The dude said she went and got some crack. 100 00:04:03,836 --> 00:04:05,604 - Crack. Must be the shit. 101 00:04:05,604 --> 00:04:06,751 - Everybody's gonna be on me, 102 00:04:06,751 --> 00:04:07,973 because I got this phone. 103 00:04:07,973 --> 00:04:08,933 When I gon' come in, 104 00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:09,985 they gonna be laughing, 105 00:04:09,985 --> 00:04:10,868 and they're gonna think it's funny. 106 00:04:10,868 --> 00:04:12,258 They're gonna say, "Aw, look at this phone! 107 00:04:12,258 --> 00:04:13,900 "Looks like a little lunchbox phone! 108 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:15,297 "You got a baloney sandwich in there?" 109 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:17,261 No, I got no fucking baloney sandwich here. 110 00:04:17,261 --> 00:04:18,220 This is a phone! 111 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:19,382 Then at the end of the night, 112 00:04:19,382 --> 00:04:20,283 they're gonna be all up on me. 113 00:04:20,283 --> 00:04:21,303 They're gonna come up to me. 114 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:23,542 And you know what I'm gonna do? 115 00:04:23,542 --> 00:04:25,987 Gonna put this shit on the wall, bam! 116 00:04:25,987 --> 00:04:27,662 Wanna use the phone? 117 00:04:27,662 --> 00:04:28,495 Yeah, come on. 118 00:04:28,495 --> 00:04:29,619 One dollar, motherfucker! 119 00:04:29,619 --> 00:04:32,158 Yeah, that's why it's not so funny no more, huh? 120 00:04:32,158 --> 00:04:34,069 I don't care if you got a little two-tap phone. 121 00:04:34,069 --> 00:04:35,107 Get out of here! 122 00:04:35,107 --> 00:04:36,949 It costs one dollar to use my phone. 123 00:04:36,949 --> 00:04:37,782 That's right. 124 00:04:37,782 --> 00:04:38,615 I need some money. 125 00:04:38,615 --> 00:04:40,051 I can't get no money with the way you look, 126 00:04:40,051 --> 00:04:41,581 unless I'm pimpin'. 127 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:42,972 You wanna be a ho? 128 00:04:42,972 --> 00:04:43,873 What, what? 129 00:04:43,873 --> 00:04:45,120 "Oh, I wanna call my granny." 130 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,006 I don't give a damn you wanna call your granny! 131 00:04:47,006 --> 00:04:48,074 Back then, you didn't want me. 132 00:04:48,074 --> 00:04:49,844 Now I got a phone, y'all want me. 133 00:04:49,844 --> 00:04:50,921 One dollar, motherfucker. 134 00:04:50,921 --> 00:04:51,806 One dollar! 135 00:04:51,806 --> 00:04:52,723 - One dollar, motherfucker. 136 00:04:52,723 --> 00:04:54,718 We some old-school fools, yeah. 137 00:04:54,718 --> 00:04:57,895 - That's what I'm talking about. 138 00:04:57,895 --> 00:05:00,312 (rock music) 139 00:05:02,048 --> 00:05:02,881 - Okay. 140 00:05:02,881 --> 00:05:05,686 So, the best part is he couldn't 141 00:05:05,686 --> 00:05:07,329 even pick up his fucking bike. 142 00:05:07,329 --> 00:05:08,162 - No. 143 00:05:08,162 --> 00:05:08,995 - No, I'm serious. 144 00:05:08,995 --> 00:05:10,520 - What a fucking loser. 145 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:11,968 - God, a total pussy. 146 00:05:11,968 --> 00:05:13,055 - What do you want to do tonight? 147 00:05:13,055 --> 00:05:14,577 - I don't know, I mean fucking Kawang 148 00:05:14,577 --> 00:05:15,927 is gonna be a madhouse. 149 00:05:15,927 --> 00:05:17,379 - Let's go to JJ's party. 150 00:05:17,379 --> 00:05:20,153 - JJ. JJ as in daterape JJ? 151 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,133 - Dude, that chick is a slut. 152 00:05:22,133 --> 00:05:23,041 Don't listen to her. 153 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:24,086 - Okay. 154 00:05:24,086 --> 00:05:27,003 Whatever you say, let's just do it. 155 00:05:28,364 --> 00:05:30,266 - [Voiceover] Getting down seems so random, 156 00:05:30,266 --> 00:05:33,409 but as you will see, there is a definite science to it. 157 00:05:33,409 --> 00:05:35,445 Formulas and paradigms that can be followed 158 00:05:35,445 --> 00:05:38,698 to achieve the maximum fun with the least stress. 159 00:05:38,698 --> 00:05:40,528 This guide is for boys and girls, 160 00:05:40,528 --> 00:05:42,037 but boys and girls are different. 161 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:45,522 We often hear boys being referred to as slamhounds 162 00:05:45,522 --> 00:05:49,291 or horndogs, but this isn't entirely fair. 163 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:50,687 - [Voiceover] Ever since Charles Darwin came up 164 00:05:50,687 --> 00:05:52,571 with his theories on natural selection, 165 00:05:52,571 --> 00:05:54,308 we have known that the propagation of a species 166 00:05:54,308 --> 00:05:56,463 is dependent on genetic mutation. 167 00:05:56,463 --> 00:05:58,188 And that occurs only through fertilization 168 00:05:58,188 --> 00:05:59,671 of multiple partners. 169 00:05:59,671 --> 00:06:01,321 In other words, both boys and girls 170 00:06:01,321 --> 00:06:02,879 are hard-wired to get down. 171 00:06:02,879 --> 00:06:04,196 That's why sex is fun. 172 00:06:04,196 --> 00:06:05,814 But there are physiological differences 173 00:06:05,814 --> 00:06:08,009 in that a man is fertile 24-7, 174 00:06:08,009 --> 00:06:11,486 but a woman can only be pollinated for a few days a month. 175 00:06:11,486 --> 00:06:12,825 - [Voiceover] About a week before the end 176 00:06:12,825 --> 00:06:14,509 of their menstrual cycle, 177 00:06:14,509 --> 00:06:17,038 most girls experience a period of a few days 178 00:06:17,038 --> 00:06:20,117 technically known as their horny week, 179 00:06:20,117 --> 00:06:22,071 when they are good to go and 180 00:06:22,071 --> 00:06:25,060 feel particularly ready to get down. 181 00:06:25,060 --> 00:06:26,063 - [Voiceover] Now imagine, girls, 182 00:06:26,063 --> 00:06:28,455 if you were cursed to feel like that all the time. 183 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:30,046 That's what it's like to be a boy, 184 00:06:30,046 --> 00:06:32,210 every day of your life. 185 00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:35,123 - Dude, it's a party for a modeling agency. 186 00:06:35,123 --> 00:06:37,051 There's going to be mad pussy there. 187 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:39,801 - We're gonna get some, for sure! 188 00:06:42,359 --> 00:06:43,671 - Game on. 189 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:44,708 - Game on, bro. 190 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:48,315 - [Man] One for you, you might need that. 191 00:06:48,315 --> 00:06:49,293 Hey, what is that? 192 00:06:49,293 --> 00:06:50,126 - What? 193 00:06:50,126 --> 00:06:51,736 - Looks like you've got cum on your face. 194 00:06:51,736 --> 00:06:52,628 - What, bro? 195 00:06:52,628 --> 00:06:55,660 It's fucking moisturizer, what the fuck? 196 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:56,604 - Shaka. 197 00:06:56,604 --> 00:06:58,262 - [Voiceover] Boys and girls both love to get down, 198 00:06:58,262 --> 00:06:59,390 but there are certain differences 199 00:06:59,390 --> 00:07:00,839 in the way they go about it. 200 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:02,045 Poking out by the end of the night 201 00:07:02,045 --> 00:07:04,452 is often the ultimate goal for boys and girls. 202 00:07:04,452 --> 00:07:05,993 The difference here is that usually boys 203 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:09,107 will acknowledge this as their sole purpose, 204 00:07:09,107 --> 00:07:11,372 whereas girls are a little more reluctant. 205 00:07:11,372 --> 00:07:12,817 - Does this jersey look okay? 206 00:07:12,817 --> 00:07:14,819 - Fuck yeah, dude. That shit's the bomb. 207 00:07:14,819 --> 00:07:16,375 - You look good in that green, I like that. 208 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:17,504 Hook me up. Green? 209 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,019 See the eyes, I'm working that shit. 210 00:07:19,019 --> 00:07:21,589 Have some motherfucking pain, yo. Whee! 211 00:07:21,589 --> 00:07:22,425 - [Voiceover] While the boys are quite 212 00:07:22,425 --> 00:07:24,141 clear on their purpose, 213 00:07:24,141 --> 00:07:25,693 the girls tend to be a little cloudy 214 00:07:25,693 --> 00:07:26,796 on their goals. 215 00:07:26,796 --> 00:07:28,187 - Ow, it stings. 216 00:07:28,187 --> 00:07:29,178 - It's supposed to. 217 00:07:29,178 --> 00:07:31,370 - Is it really? Ow. 218 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:32,859 Bitch. 219 00:07:32,859 --> 00:07:34,081 We're gonna have so much fun tonight. 220 00:07:34,081 --> 00:07:36,009 - I don't even know, like, I mean, 221 00:07:36,009 --> 00:07:37,853 is this skirt too much? 222 00:07:37,853 --> 00:07:38,833 - Are you kidding? 223 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,050 It's freaking awesome. 224 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:41,352 The boys are going to die when they see you in that. 225 00:07:41,352 --> 00:07:42,185 - I know. 226 00:07:42,185 --> 00:07:45,394 - Turn around. Pull it down a little, there. 227 00:07:45,394 --> 00:07:46,362 Just don't bend over. 228 00:07:46,362 --> 00:07:48,425 - [Girl] It is hot. Hello. 229 00:07:48,425 --> 00:07:50,726 - Anyways, I had such a horrible day today. 230 00:07:50,726 --> 00:07:51,945 I just want to dance. 231 00:07:51,945 --> 00:07:53,865 - [Voiceover] Dancing is girlese for 232 00:07:53,865 --> 00:07:55,793 "Get hammered and talked into bed." 233 00:07:55,793 --> 00:07:58,245 Common in girls is the lack of a cognisant need 234 00:07:58,245 --> 00:07:59,738 or a simple refusal to acknowledge 235 00:07:59,738 --> 00:08:01,040 desire for sex. 236 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,438 - Dancing. All dancing. 237 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:04,687 - We are having girl's night out tonight. 238 00:08:04,687 --> 00:08:05,605 And I'm really happy about it. 239 00:08:05,605 --> 00:08:07,105 - Are you excited? 240 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:09,854 - [Voiceover] The boys and the girls 241 00:08:09,854 --> 00:08:11,301 are looking forward to going out, 242 00:08:11,301 --> 00:08:13,884 but what's going out all about? 243 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,267 Before you go out, 244 00:08:16,267 --> 00:08:17,327 you have to get in. 245 00:08:17,327 --> 00:08:18,719 There are three basic types of events 246 00:08:18,719 --> 00:08:21,119 that require some thought or an invitation. 247 00:08:21,119 --> 00:08:25,263 The club, the chichi bar, and the private party. 248 00:08:25,263 --> 00:08:27,417 It could be a CD or a film release, 249 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:28,513 a new hair salon, 250 00:08:28,513 --> 00:08:30,114 or an after fashion show event. 251 00:08:30,114 --> 00:08:31,358 The bouncers for each event 252 00:08:31,358 --> 00:08:32,999 can be distinguished by the folds of flesh 253 00:08:32,999 --> 00:08:35,974 known as "hot dogs" on the back of their neck. 254 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,362 The private party bouncer, 255 00:08:37,362 --> 00:08:39,400 a one-hotdog doorman. 256 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,042 A chichi bar bouncer, 257 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:44,039 notice the two hotdogs folding up on each other. 258 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:46,028 And finally, the club bouncer, 259 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:47,636 a mature bouncer in his prime, 260 00:08:47,636 --> 00:08:50,382 can maintain up to as many as eight hotdogs. 261 00:08:50,382 --> 00:08:52,833 It's a sign of status amongst fully-grown bouncers, 262 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,425 and it takes years of high caloric eating 263 00:08:54,425 --> 00:08:56,446 to achieve this majesty. 264 00:08:56,446 --> 00:08:58,465 - [Voiceover] Contrary to popular belief, 265 00:08:58,465 --> 00:09:00,420 bouncers are highly-trained professionals 266 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:02,382 who study their vocation for years 267 00:09:02,382 --> 00:09:04,730 at specialized training facilities, 268 00:09:04,730 --> 00:09:06,508 like this one in Long Beach. 269 00:09:06,508 --> 00:09:09,001 - So, you show me how you would greet a patron. 270 00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:11,585 - Uh, sorry, not tonight. 271 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,405 No, we got a private party. 272 00:09:13,405 --> 00:09:14,390 - That's it? 273 00:09:14,390 --> 00:09:15,342 - Yes, she wanted to come in. 274 00:09:15,342 --> 00:09:16,243 So I... 275 00:09:16,243 --> 00:09:19,165 - What the shit was that, man? 276 00:09:19,165 --> 00:09:21,659 This is not customer service! 277 00:09:21,659 --> 00:09:24,151 This is bouncer school, okay? 278 00:09:24,151 --> 00:09:25,407 You gotta look like it. 279 00:09:25,407 --> 00:09:26,274 You gotta act like it. 280 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,344 You gotta feel it. 281 00:09:27,344 --> 00:09:28,177 - [Voiceover] Bouncing is a business 282 00:09:28,177 --> 00:09:29,499 fraught with contradictions: 283 00:09:29,499 --> 00:09:31,873 The velvet rope, once the epitome of glamour, 284 00:09:31,873 --> 00:09:34,333 is now found at the bank and the post office. 285 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:37,214 - Folding the arms are good, right? 286 00:09:37,214 --> 00:09:38,199 Some posture. 287 00:09:38,199 --> 00:09:39,488 Get some bass in your voice. 288 00:09:39,488 --> 00:09:40,556 - Hmm. 289 00:09:40,556 --> 00:09:42,207 - Look the person right in the eye 290 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,681 and you squeeze those eyebrows together, okay? 291 00:09:44,681 --> 00:09:45,514 Like that. 292 00:09:46,535 --> 00:09:48,878 Let them know you mean business. 293 00:09:48,878 --> 00:09:50,022 Right? 294 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:52,784 - [Voiceover] Here, they try to make sense of it all. 295 00:09:52,784 --> 00:09:54,367 - Maximum capacity. 296 00:09:55,536 --> 00:09:57,103 Louder, I can't hear you. 297 00:09:57,103 --> 00:09:59,471 - [Voiceover] At bouncer school, the principles are complex. 298 00:09:59,471 --> 00:10:01,368 - So if there's nobody in there, 299 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,369 why do we make them wait outside? 300 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,871 - Because we need to make the club look busy. 301 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:09,538 - So we're just saying it's a private party. 302 00:10:12,539 --> 00:10:13,929 - [Voiceover] The lessons are difficult. 303 00:10:13,929 --> 00:10:15,807 - Get one patron in, one click. 304 00:10:15,807 --> 00:10:18,064 Two patrons, double click. 305 00:10:18,064 --> 00:10:20,050 Three? One, two, three. 306 00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:20,951 - [Voiceover] Studies vary, 307 00:10:20,951 --> 00:10:24,362 ranging from bracelet application to handstamping. 308 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:26,113 - One stamp on the top, real simple. 309 00:10:26,113 --> 00:10:28,271 Right in the center of the fist, stamp. 310 00:10:28,271 --> 00:10:30,302 - Okay. So, what if I do them up here, 311 00:10:30,302 --> 00:10:31,135 just like that? 312 00:10:31,135 --> 00:10:32,777 - Wrong. There, there, there, it's all wrong. 313 00:10:32,777 --> 00:10:33,720 Mm-mm-mm. 314 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,068 This is all wrong, see? 315 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:35,917 Don't make no sense. 316 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,460 Now we don't want to allow suits, 317 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:39,161 so I want him all marked up. 318 00:10:39,161 --> 00:10:41,232 So let's walk him out. 319 00:10:41,232 --> 00:10:42,882 - We're walking him out. 320 00:10:42,882 --> 00:10:43,935 You show him a little bit of love. 321 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:44,920 Ooh, like that. 322 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,043 Make sure nobody saw it, okay? 323 00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:47,258 Maybe a little slap in the face. 324 00:10:47,258 --> 00:10:48,333 Nobody saw anything. 325 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,791 Maybe a headbutt. - All right. 326 00:10:49,791 --> 00:10:53,164 - You got that? - I got it. Okay. 327 00:10:53,164 --> 00:10:54,708 - You fellows following me there? 328 00:10:54,708 --> 00:10:55,621 - [All] Yeah. 329 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:57,093 - [Voiceover] But for those who stay the course, 330 00:10:57,093 --> 00:10:59,741 the rewards are certainly there. 331 00:10:59,741 --> 00:11:02,400 (applause) 332 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,309 - Nice one, nice going. 333 00:11:03,309 --> 00:11:04,378 Now, you guys see that? 334 00:11:04,378 --> 00:11:05,843 That's the way it's supposed to be done. 335 00:11:05,843 --> 00:11:07,303 - [Voiceover] Unless you are a regular, 336 00:11:07,303 --> 00:11:09,775 the entry process at the club 337 00:11:09,775 --> 00:11:11,493 is random and frustrating, 338 00:11:11,493 --> 00:11:13,726 and unless you personally know the bouncer 339 00:11:13,726 --> 00:11:15,107 then ignore him. 340 00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:17,096 Don't try and be friends. 341 00:11:17,096 --> 00:11:18,854 He doesn't want to talk to you. 342 00:11:18,854 --> 00:11:20,277 The person you need to work on 343 00:11:20,277 --> 00:11:22,845 is the guy or girl with the list. 344 00:11:22,845 --> 00:11:24,833 - Let me do the talking. 345 00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:26,700 Hi. Can we come in? 346 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,637 - Are you on the list? 347 00:11:27,637 --> 00:11:28,538 - Um, maybe. 348 00:11:28,538 --> 00:11:29,674 I don't know if they put me on. 349 00:11:29,674 --> 00:11:31,426 Bryce. Bryce Vandermass? 350 00:11:31,426 --> 00:11:32,926 - Yeah, I'm sorry. No Bryce. 351 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:36,167 - What about me? Andy Harper. 352 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:37,674 - Sorry, no. 353 00:11:37,674 --> 00:11:39,174 - Come on. Please? 354 00:11:40,252 --> 00:11:42,190 - Maybe later if you guys get in line. 355 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:43,023 - What the fuck? 356 00:11:43,023 --> 00:11:44,464 There's not even anyone in there. 357 00:11:44,464 --> 00:11:45,581 - There's no need to swear. 358 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:46,669 - Hey, sorry guys. 359 00:11:46,669 --> 00:11:47,502 Not tonight. 360 00:11:47,502 --> 00:11:48,453 - What... there's no one in there! 361 00:11:48,453 --> 00:11:49,286 - Come on. 362 00:11:49,286 --> 00:11:50,119 - It's not gonna happen. 363 00:11:50,119 --> 00:11:51,869 It's a private party. 364 00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:54,214 - Nice going. 365 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,821 - [Voiceover] They have painted themselves into a corner, 366 00:11:55,821 --> 00:11:57,590 and now must endure the humiliation 367 00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:58,853 of walking back through the people 368 00:11:58,853 --> 00:12:00,917 they just pushed in front of. 369 00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:02,458 - [Voiceover] Now, let's try it again. 370 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:04,831 But this time, Bryce will provide a distraction, 371 00:12:04,831 --> 00:12:06,778 while his friend Andy scopes the list 372 00:12:06,778 --> 00:12:08,024 as it is being checked. 373 00:12:08,024 --> 00:12:09,366 - Hey, what's up? 374 00:12:09,366 --> 00:12:10,903 I should be on the list. 375 00:12:10,903 --> 00:12:12,528 Bryce Vandermass? 376 00:12:12,528 --> 00:12:14,509 - [Voiceover] Note the confidence in his voice. 377 00:12:14,509 --> 00:12:17,532 And see how Andy positions himself. 378 00:12:17,532 --> 00:12:18,619 - [Voiceover] Andy studies the list 379 00:12:18,619 --> 00:12:20,318 while the doorgirl checks it. 380 00:12:20,318 --> 00:12:21,455 Note how he looks for a name 381 00:12:21,455 --> 00:12:23,123 that has not been crossed off, 382 00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:24,344 with a plus one. 383 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,894 - [Girl] Bryce, Bryce. No... 384 00:12:25,894 --> 00:12:26,836 - Maybe it's under my name. 385 00:12:26,836 --> 00:12:27,838 Oliver Quinn. 386 00:12:27,838 --> 00:12:29,667 We're bookers at Sunset Tower. 387 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,637 - [Voiceover] Andy drops the name of an agency, 388 00:12:31,637 --> 00:12:33,978 because this is a talent agency party. 389 00:12:33,978 --> 00:12:35,863 But it could easily have been a magazine 390 00:12:35,863 --> 00:12:37,701 or record release party. 391 00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:39,225 The point is, it worked, 392 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,344 so savor the moment. 393 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:41,775 - Hey, can you get us in? 394 00:12:41,775 --> 00:12:43,098 - Hi. What's your name? 395 00:12:43,098 --> 00:12:43,949 - I'm Kylie. 396 00:12:43,949 --> 00:12:44,782 - Hi, Kylie. 397 00:12:44,782 --> 00:12:46,306 - Guys. Guys. 398 00:12:46,306 --> 00:12:47,139 In or out. 399 00:12:48,183 --> 00:12:49,649 - My friend's the promoter here. 400 00:12:49,649 --> 00:12:51,495 I'll go find him, come back, 401 00:12:51,495 --> 00:12:52,605 we'll get you guys in. 402 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,317 - I just told you, go inside. 403 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,901 - Dude, just chill. 404 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,373 She's my girlfriend. 405 00:12:58,373 --> 00:13:00,774 - Dude, you just met her. 406 00:13:00,774 --> 00:13:01,819 Go inside! 407 00:13:01,819 --> 00:13:02,743 - Come on, let's go. 408 00:13:02,743 --> 00:13:03,576 Don't go anywhere. 409 00:13:03,576 --> 00:13:04,877 We'll be right back. 410 00:13:04,877 --> 00:13:07,580 - [Voiceover] Just don't get too cocky. 411 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:08,630 - Hey, how's it going, Rick? 412 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:09,463 How you doing? 413 00:13:09,463 --> 00:13:10,947 - It's going all right. 414 00:13:10,947 --> 00:13:13,625 Hey, this is my boy Oliver and his girl. 415 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,159 - Oliver Quinn? 416 00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:16,125 - That's right. 417 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,920 - Get those two. 418 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,003 - Tiny, two bozos inside. 419 00:13:21,271 --> 00:13:22,104 - Easy! 420 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,549 Yeah, well, it sucked in there anyway. 421 00:13:28,549 --> 00:13:31,256 - The place is beat. Fuck! 422 00:13:31,256 --> 00:13:32,701 What are we gonna do now? 423 00:13:32,701 --> 00:13:33,729 - Let's go back to mine, 424 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,683 and call Hector. 425 00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:36,933 - Hector? Nice. 426 00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:41,217 - [Voiceover] Finally, it's important to remember 427 00:13:41,217 --> 00:13:44,713 that sometimes, things just aren't going to go your way. 428 00:13:44,713 --> 00:13:45,546 - What's your name again? 429 00:13:45,546 --> 00:13:47,249 - But we should be on the list. 430 00:13:47,249 --> 00:13:48,082 - You guys, I already told you. 431 00:13:48,082 --> 00:13:48,915 We're at capacity. 432 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:49,770 I can't let you in right now. 433 00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:50,752 - You guys are at capacity? 434 00:13:50,752 --> 00:13:52,405 - If we wait for a little bit? 435 00:13:52,405 --> 00:13:53,701 - I'm not promising anything, 436 00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,739 but we'll see what I can do. 437 00:13:55,739 --> 00:13:56,760 - How are you? 438 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,781 - I'm good. Hi Bernine. 439 00:13:58,781 --> 00:14:01,283 - What's up, hot stuff? 440 00:14:01,283 --> 00:14:04,322 - Okay, you just let those two transvestites in. 441 00:14:04,322 --> 00:14:06,965 - Come on, our friends are inside already. 442 00:14:06,965 --> 00:14:08,854 - Guys, everybody's friends are inside. 443 00:14:08,854 --> 00:14:10,951 Like I told you, it's a capacity issue. 444 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:11,867 There's nothing I can do. 445 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:13,560 Step out of the way for a second. 446 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,982 Just found you guys. 447 00:14:14,982 --> 00:14:15,899 Come on in. 448 00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:23,376 - Come on, dude. 449 00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:24,418 Don't be a dick, all right? 450 00:14:24,418 --> 00:14:25,733 There's two of us. 451 00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:27,830 - I already told you guys three times, all right? 452 00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:28,663 We're full right now. 453 00:14:28,663 --> 00:14:29,496 We're at capacity. 454 00:14:29,496 --> 00:14:30,329 There's nothing I can do about it. 455 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:31,162 Now, do me a favor. 456 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,430 Take a step back, get out of my face, 457 00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:34,836 I'm going to ban you from here. 458 00:14:34,836 --> 00:14:36,339 - Ban. - For life. 459 00:14:36,339 --> 00:14:37,172 How's that sound? 460 00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:38,005 - Come on. 461 00:14:38,005 --> 00:14:38,838 - All right, you know what? 462 00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:39,671 You're banned. 463 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:40,504 Have a nice evening. 464 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,587 Just... good night, guys. 465 00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:44,773 - You know what? 466 00:14:44,773 --> 00:14:47,326 We don't want to come to this shitty-ass club anyway, okay? 467 00:14:47,326 --> 00:14:48,159 - Fuck you, all right? 468 00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:49,012 - It's a gay bar anyway. 469 00:14:49,012 --> 00:14:50,852 - Have a nice evening, guys. 470 00:14:50,852 --> 00:14:51,769 Good night. 471 00:14:52,806 --> 00:14:55,223 - Kevin, who are you calling? 472 00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:59,079 - Hello, is this the fire department? 473 00:14:59,079 --> 00:15:01,531 Me and my girlfriend were just at Internationale 474 00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:04,738 on Wilcox in Hollywood, and there was this cabaret performer 475 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,284 blowing fire, and it got really smoky in there. 476 00:15:07,284 --> 00:15:08,630 It was like, there was a lot of people, 477 00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:11,130 and the fire door was blocked. 478 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,070 I dunno, it just seemed kind of unsafe. 479 00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:15,451 Yeah, just thought you should know. 480 00:15:15,451 --> 00:15:17,894 That's right, man, Wilcox. 481 00:15:17,894 --> 00:15:19,061 No, thank you. 482 00:15:19,941 --> 00:15:22,086 - What the fuck are you doing? 483 00:15:22,086 --> 00:15:23,594 - Ha, you like that? 484 00:15:23,594 --> 00:15:24,567 - Stupid. 485 00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:26,291 - Fuck that club. 486 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,127 - [Voiceover] As you can see, 487 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,127 just getting in can be quite taxing. 488 00:15:32,221 --> 00:15:33,432 - You're up early. 489 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,820 - Yeah, I needed my beauty sleep. 490 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:37,584 - Botox not working? 491 00:15:37,584 --> 00:15:40,525 - Haha. What's going on for tonight? 492 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:41,358 - I don't know. 493 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,899 Daniel over here knows about something. 494 00:15:42,899 --> 00:15:45,231 - Oh yeah. Some, uh, modeling agency thing. 495 00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:47,568 - Should be some hot chicks there. 496 00:15:47,568 --> 00:15:49,226 - Man, there's no models there. 497 00:15:49,226 --> 00:15:51,538 They just say that to get dudes there. 498 00:15:51,538 --> 00:15:52,736 Where's it at, anyway? 499 00:15:52,736 --> 00:15:53,819 - Uh, System. 500 00:15:55,226 --> 00:15:56,059 - System? 501 00:15:58,369 --> 00:15:59,202 - 45. 502 00:16:00,237 --> 00:16:01,070 - 45 what? 503 00:16:02,132 --> 00:16:03,632 Aw man, fuck that. 504 00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:07,024 - [Voiceover] It's important to find a place you like, 505 00:16:07,024 --> 00:16:08,744 where you can become a regular. 506 00:16:08,744 --> 00:16:11,201 - [Voiceover] Becoming a regular has certain advantages, 507 00:16:11,201 --> 00:16:12,929 not the least of which is that you don't ever 508 00:16:12,929 --> 00:16:15,767 have to worry about getting in. 509 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,912 This graph quantifies the main reasons 510 00:16:17,912 --> 00:16:21,282 why a certain bar will be patronized. 511 00:16:21,282 --> 00:16:22,949 But the best thing about being a regular 512 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,449 is the free drink. 513 00:16:25,729 --> 00:16:27,109 - Who do we know that's working tonight? 514 00:16:27,109 --> 00:16:28,338 - Brian's at beauty bar. 515 00:16:28,338 --> 00:16:29,913 - Thad's at star shoes. 516 00:16:29,913 --> 00:16:32,080 - Well, right on. Kawanga it is. 517 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:32,913 - Again. 518 00:16:35,607 --> 00:16:38,124 - [Voiceover] The free drink is not a bottomless cup. 519 00:16:38,124 --> 00:16:39,792 Your relationship with your bartender 520 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:41,232 needs to be nurtured. 521 00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:42,393 If you are a girl, 522 00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:44,381 the bartender may be flirting with you, 523 00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:47,919 so the tipping formula is not so hard and fast. 524 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,098 But if you are a guy, 525 00:16:49,098 --> 00:16:51,251 and the bartender is not gay, 526 00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:52,747 you must tip. 527 00:16:52,747 --> 00:16:53,839 - [Voiceover] There's a very specific rule 528 00:16:53,839 --> 00:16:55,564 that governs tipping for free drinks, 529 00:16:55,564 --> 00:16:57,922 known as the cahuenga principle, 530 00:16:57,922 --> 00:16:59,673 and it states that the value of the tip given 531 00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:01,004 should be no less than half 532 00:17:01,004 --> 00:17:03,364 the combined value of the drinks. 533 00:17:03,364 --> 00:17:05,670 - [Voiceover] But tipping in itself is an art form. 534 00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:06,503 Watch what happens 535 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:11,126 when Peter wants to tip for a round of free drinks. 536 00:17:11,126 --> 00:17:13,660 The bar-back cannot be faulted for picking up the bill, 537 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:15,683 since there is a real danger of it being picked up 538 00:17:15,683 --> 00:17:17,046 by another customer. 539 00:17:17,046 --> 00:17:19,008 But now, Peter's tip goes unnoticed, 540 00:17:19,008 --> 00:17:21,317 and he won't get another free round. 541 00:17:21,317 --> 00:17:23,185 - [Voiceover] What should Peter have done? 542 00:17:23,185 --> 00:17:25,535 See how Peter is careful to avoid eye contact 543 00:17:25,535 --> 00:17:28,230 with the bartender that won't give him free drinks. 544 00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:29,197 Peter gets the drinks 545 00:17:29,197 --> 00:17:32,170 and palms a ten into the bartender's hand. 546 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,740 In the hand, no confusion. 547 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,297 Tipping greases the wheels. 548 00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:37,442 Free drinks are good for you, 549 00:17:37,442 --> 00:17:38,275 because you save money 550 00:17:38,275 --> 00:17:39,886 and you get to look cool. 551 00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:41,068 It's good for the bartender, 552 00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:42,731 because he makes better tips. 553 00:17:42,731 --> 00:17:44,372 - Yeah, I love your bar, man. 554 00:17:44,372 --> 00:17:48,677 Hot chicks, and the bartender always gives me free drinks. 555 00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:50,143 - This guy? 556 00:17:50,143 --> 00:17:51,099 - Yeah. 557 00:17:51,099 --> 00:17:52,371 - I'll be right back. 558 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,437 - [Voiceover] But it's not so good for the bar owner. 559 00:17:54,437 --> 00:17:56,128 - Knucklehead, what don't you understand? 560 00:17:56,128 --> 00:17:57,441 - [Voiceover] So if you get free drinks, 561 00:17:57,441 --> 00:17:58,899 keep it to yourself. 562 00:17:58,899 --> 00:18:00,430 Daniel won't be getting any more free drinks 563 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,763 from Thad, ever. 564 00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:05,478 - [Voiceover] Since the dawn of time, 565 00:18:05,478 --> 00:18:06,922 man has been trying to perfect ways 566 00:18:06,922 --> 00:18:08,755 to get his buzz on. 567 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,233 All cultures have certain methods 568 00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:11,604 that are accepted, 569 00:18:11,604 --> 00:18:13,162 and some that are not. 570 00:18:13,162 --> 00:18:14,298 In the US and Europe, 571 00:18:14,298 --> 00:18:16,228 alcohol is the drug of choice, 572 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,990 and make no mistake, it is a drug. 573 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:20,750 - [Voiceover] Alcohol's effects on full-grown humans 574 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:24,500 are many and varied, ranging from clumsiness, 575 00:18:27,884 --> 00:18:30,134 to euphoria, to aggression, 576 00:18:34,401 --> 00:18:35,427 to romance, 577 00:18:35,427 --> 00:18:37,594 (moaning) 578 00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:42,527 to just plain retarded. 579 00:18:42,527 --> 00:18:44,875 - [Voiceover] One of the most profound effects of alcohol 580 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,016 is its ability to cloud judgement, 581 00:18:47,016 --> 00:18:49,533 especially as it relates to human attraction. 582 00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:51,150 - [Voiceover] Simply put, the more you drink, 583 00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,313 the less you care. 584 00:18:52,313 --> 00:18:54,602 Take a look at this acceptability graph. 585 00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:57,070 - [Voiceover] Note the spike in the graph at last call. 586 00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,590 We'll take a closer look at last call later. 587 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:00,936 - [Voiceover] But to make the inebriation process 588 00:19:00,936 --> 00:19:02,284 work to our advantage, 589 00:19:02,284 --> 00:19:03,924 first we have to understand it. 590 00:19:03,924 --> 00:19:05,583 Scientists at the guide's lab in Nevada 591 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,386 have been running tests for quite some time, 592 00:19:07,386 --> 00:19:08,910 with fascinating results. 593 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:09,981 In this experiment, 594 00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:13,424 a group of mice are observed in a club environment. 595 00:19:13,424 --> 00:19:14,513 The mice in the control group 596 00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:17,239 are content and productive. 597 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,215 The mice in the club environment 598 00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:21,170 begin to drink the vodka and beer. 599 00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:22,208 - After one hour, 600 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:26,208 two of the mice have to be removed for fighting. 601 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,176 After two hours, many of the mice have coupled up 602 00:19:31,176 --> 00:19:34,147 and have begun the mating rituals. 603 00:19:34,147 --> 00:19:35,747 - Interesting. 604 00:19:35,747 --> 00:19:37,978 - After three hours, 605 00:19:37,978 --> 00:19:40,522 many of the mice exhibit signs of stress 606 00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:43,102 and/or incapacitation. 607 00:19:43,102 --> 00:19:46,791 - Most of them seems to be intoxicated. 608 00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:47,624 - Exactly. 609 00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:50,902 - [Voiceover] Oscar seems particularly wasted. 610 00:19:50,902 --> 00:19:52,819 We'll come back to him. 611 00:19:53,899 --> 00:19:56,059 But how does alcohol effect the human brain? 612 00:19:56,059 --> 00:19:57,563 Here at the boy's and girl's guide, 613 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,979 we pride ourselves on being relevant 614 00:19:58,979 --> 00:20:00,763 to both boys and girls. 615 00:20:00,763 --> 00:20:02,388 But boys and girls are different. 616 00:20:02,388 --> 00:20:03,701 And this is particularly evident 617 00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:05,075 when it comes to drinking. 618 00:20:05,075 --> 00:20:06,902 - Hey, Rebecca. 619 00:20:06,902 --> 00:20:08,468 What are you doing tonight? 620 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,555 - I'm gonna stay home. 621 00:20:09,555 --> 00:20:11,702 I've got that pet adoption in the morning. 622 00:20:11,702 --> 00:20:13,185 - Me and April are going out tonight. 623 00:20:13,185 --> 00:20:14,228 You should come. 624 00:20:14,228 --> 00:20:15,705 - Maybe. 625 00:20:15,705 --> 00:20:16,872 - Oh, come on. 626 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:19,645 - [Voiceover] A woman's brain, 627 00:20:19,645 --> 00:20:20,663 one of the most complex 628 00:20:20,663 --> 00:20:23,334 and mysterious things known to humanity. 629 00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:26,625 It has the capability to hold huge amounts of information. 630 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,628 It is both caring and logical, 631 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,128 and it can multitask. 632 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:30,961 - [Voiceover] But add white wine, 633 00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:32,914 or apple martinis to the equation, 634 00:20:32,914 --> 00:20:34,405 and the synapses in the woman's brain 635 00:20:34,405 --> 00:20:35,822 begin to misfire. 636 00:20:40,637 --> 00:20:42,683 - Oh, what are you doing, mama? 637 00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:44,173 - [Voiceover] Some girls will repeat this process 638 00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:46,423 three or four times a week. 639 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,200 - [Voiceover] The male brain is slightly smaller 640 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,985 than the female's, with less emphasis on high functions. 641 00:20:54,985 --> 00:20:56,348 With the addition of alcohol, 642 00:20:56,348 --> 00:20:59,312 the male brain also changes. 643 00:20:59,312 --> 00:21:03,395 My biceps, muscle cars, tv, hot chicks, and money 644 00:21:04,247 --> 00:21:08,414 become hot chicks, ass, bacon, titties, and pussy. 645 00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:13,806 But curiously, the changes are nowhere near as categorical. 646 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,610 Alcohol, or booze, is perhaps the key element 647 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,777 in getting down with the opposite sex. 648 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:26,160 And where better to find booze than a house party? 649 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,535 There are certain tell-tale signs of a party. 650 00:21:29,535 --> 00:21:31,785 - This must be it. 651 00:21:31,785 --> 00:21:33,109 - It's disgusting. 652 00:21:33,109 --> 00:21:36,846 - [Voiceover] Boys urinating is a good sign, 653 00:21:36,846 --> 00:21:40,248 as is a drunken girl crying out front. 654 00:21:40,248 --> 00:21:43,498 - I'll give you something to cry about. 655 00:21:44,619 --> 00:21:46,455 - [Voiceover] The most important element at any party 656 00:21:46,455 --> 00:21:47,913 is, of course, booze. 657 00:21:47,913 --> 00:21:48,963 When planning your party, 658 00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:51,827 collect as many empty premium vodka bottles as you can. 659 00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:54,235 - [Voiceover] Then buy the cheapest vodka you can find. 660 00:21:54,235 --> 00:21:56,130 Two-litre plastic bottles, 661 00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:57,976 and pour it into the other bottles. 662 00:21:57,976 --> 00:22:00,415 No one will know, and no one will care, 663 00:22:00,415 --> 00:22:02,110 but you might be able to buy enough booze 664 00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:04,073 to keep the party going all night. 665 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,406 (rap music) 666 00:22:09,193 --> 00:22:12,518 The party you attend may be under-alcoholed. 667 00:22:12,518 --> 00:22:16,029 If so, you may only get one trip to the bar. 668 00:22:16,029 --> 00:22:17,196 Make it count. 669 00:22:21,806 --> 00:22:23,170 Food is nice, 670 00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:27,338 but if it's after 10:30, then don't touch it. 671 00:22:27,338 --> 00:22:29,640 Be sure to dance around and have some fun at the party. 672 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,473 If there's a theme, 673 00:22:30,473 --> 00:22:31,360 then dress up. 674 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:34,593 Don't worry about looking stupid. 675 00:22:34,593 --> 00:22:36,193 Clean up any mess you make. 676 00:22:36,193 --> 00:22:37,902 It doesn't have to be spotless, 677 00:22:37,902 --> 00:22:40,414 but be seen to make an attempt. 678 00:22:40,414 --> 00:22:41,247 - [Voiceover] The truth is, 679 00:22:41,247 --> 00:22:43,484 the place will probably be trashed by tomorrow morning, 680 00:22:43,484 --> 00:22:46,374 which brings us to guide tip number one: 681 00:22:46,374 --> 00:22:49,052 Have your party at someone else's place. 682 00:22:49,052 --> 00:22:51,656 - I got a speaker phone on this shit. 683 00:22:51,656 --> 00:22:54,072 I can send pictures, but they come out digital, 684 00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:55,882 look like pacman and shit. 685 00:22:55,882 --> 00:22:57,265 Hey. 686 00:22:57,265 --> 00:22:59,789 - What's up, hammertime? 687 00:22:59,789 --> 00:23:00,816 - [Man With Phone] Who's this? 688 00:23:00,816 --> 00:23:02,832 - [Man] This is my friend, Yuri. 689 00:23:02,832 --> 00:23:03,856 - [Man With Phone] Oh, man. 690 00:23:03,856 --> 00:23:05,919 - She invited me to oil her down 691 00:23:05,919 --> 00:23:07,469 at her photoshoot on Saturday. 692 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:08,654 - Maxim, huh? 693 00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,414 I'm getting a maximum boner 694 00:23:10,414 --> 00:23:12,967 with her sitting right here. 695 00:23:12,967 --> 00:23:14,955 Also, I got like, a little switch blade. 696 00:23:14,955 --> 00:23:16,639 There's a compartment in here somewhere. 697 00:23:16,639 --> 00:23:17,738 When I figure it out, 698 00:23:17,738 --> 00:23:19,915 I'm gonna take it out and show you. 699 00:23:19,915 --> 00:23:23,097 Maybe I'll cut up someone with it. 700 00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:25,764 (intense music) 701 00:23:30,214 --> 00:23:31,790 - Oh, god. 702 00:23:31,790 --> 00:23:32,623 - What? 703 00:23:32,623 --> 00:23:34,290 - Look at those two. 704 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,104 - Oh my god. 705 00:23:38,104 --> 00:23:39,187 Getting play? 706 00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:42,921 - Mine's cute. 707 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:46,254 - They look like X'ers from Beat Street. 708 00:23:47,696 --> 00:23:50,869 - Yeah, but at least they're having fun. 709 00:23:50,869 --> 00:23:53,077 Oh, look at our friends. 710 00:23:53,077 --> 00:23:55,519 - [Girl] Mm. Yeah, that's true. 711 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:58,373 Well, the one with the big phone does have a nice ass. 712 00:23:58,373 --> 00:24:00,123 - That would be play. 713 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:10,011 Hey, can we have some of that? 714 00:24:10,011 --> 00:24:12,746 - What, you mean the very special yak? 715 00:24:12,746 --> 00:24:13,579 - A yak? 716 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:14,412 - [Girl] What? 717 00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:17,570 - Yes, motherfuckers. Climb up on the yak, man. 718 00:24:17,570 --> 00:24:19,403 Know about the cognac? 719 00:24:24,676 --> 00:24:26,176 - Can I marry you? 720 00:24:27,052 --> 00:24:30,537 - No, but you can get to know me if you want to. 721 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,490 - I got some gin. 722 00:24:32,490 --> 00:24:35,223 - Gin's for drunken old ladies. 723 00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,056 - Hey, Bernice. 724 00:24:36,056 --> 00:24:38,821 Weren't we gonna see if they wanted to go tagging later on? 725 00:24:38,821 --> 00:24:39,816 - Oh, yeah. 726 00:24:39,816 --> 00:24:41,914 - Oh, y'all tag? 727 00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:44,317 We got some russels in the car. 728 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:45,261 We got some purple. 729 00:24:45,261 --> 00:24:46,677 - Ninja turtle green. 730 00:24:46,677 --> 00:24:48,623 We were about to hit the scientology building 731 00:24:48,623 --> 00:24:51,100 like, at twelve o'clock after this. 732 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:52,017 - Aw, haha! 733 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,965 - [Voiceover] When there's only coffee liqueur and gin left, 734 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,413 it's time to play a game, 735 00:25:00,413 --> 00:25:02,627 kind of like an adult easter egg hunt, 736 00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:04,127 called booze hunt. 737 00:25:05,565 --> 00:25:08,565 Good places to look are the freezer, 738 00:25:09,475 --> 00:25:11,642 but it's a little obvious. 739 00:25:12,589 --> 00:25:14,479 Other cupboards in the kitchen, 740 00:25:14,479 --> 00:25:16,370 look amongst the pasta and vinegar, 741 00:25:16,370 --> 00:25:17,852 always towards the back. 742 00:25:17,852 --> 00:25:19,933 Leave no stone unturned. 743 00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:22,600 There's booze stashed somewhere. 744 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,897 - Oh, shit, yo. 745 00:25:25,897 --> 00:25:27,369 Yo, my bad. 746 00:25:27,369 --> 00:25:28,202 Oh shit. 747 00:25:31,352 --> 00:25:33,053 - It's hammer time. 748 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,677 - Haha. 749 00:25:34,677 --> 00:25:37,052 - [Voiceover] While both boys and girls enjoy getting down, 750 00:25:37,052 --> 00:25:39,427 boys, being more goal-oriented, 751 00:25:39,427 --> 00:25:42,652 tend to take a more militaristic approach to night life. 752 00:25:42,652 --> 00:25:45,845 Once situated, boys will go into recon mode. 753 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:48,512 (intense music) 754 00:26:21,148 --> 00:26:21,981 - Oh my god. 755 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,119 - Well, we went to Internacionale. 756 00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:25,913 - The doofiest fire marshal. 757 00:26:25,913 --> 00:26:28,256 - Yeah, it got really crazy. Way too crazy. 758 00:26:28,256 --> 00:26:31,954 - But it's way better we came here instead. 759 00:26:31,954 --> 00:26:34,621 (intense music) 760 00:26:37,088 --> 00:26:38,242 - Check it out, mate. 761 00:26:38,242 --> 00:26:39,751 - Oh, I see. 762 00:26:39,751 --> 00:26:41,689 - [Voiceover] Earlier on, Brittany and Tiffany 763 00:26:41,689 --> 00:26:44,285 said they just wanted to hang out with their friends. 764 00:26:44,285 --> 00:26:48,089 But look, these clothes are not comfortable or practical. 765 00:26:48,089 --> 00:26:49,362 - [Voiceover] If they met a guy they liked, 766 00:26:49,362 --> 00:26:52,671 it would be on, but what do girls like? 767 00:26:52,671 --> 00:26:56,217 - [Voiceover] Girls like tall, handsome guys. 768 00:26:56,217 --> 00:27:00,450 And girls like rich guys who buy them things. 769 00:27:00,450 --> 00:27:02,084 And guys who can dance. 770 00:27:02,084 --> 00:27:04,636 Sadly, rich, handsome model types who can dance 771 00:27:04,636 --> 00:27:07,914 make up only 3 percent of the male population. 772 00:27:07,914 --> 00:27:11,004 So girls are forced to learn to appreciate other qualities, 773 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:11,940 like humor. 774 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:15,940 - Hey, what's got two thumbs and loves blowjobs? 775 00:27:17,142 --> 00:27:18,971 (laughs) 776 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,573 Excuse me, but you're standing on my cock. 777 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:23,656 (laughs) 778 00:27:25,261 --> 00:27:26,293 - [Voiceover] But even if you're not funny, 779 00:27:26,293 --> 00:27:28,876 handsome, or rich, don't panic. 780 00:27:30,453 --> 00:27:32,625 Dancing is easier than it's ever been. 781 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:34,958 (pop music) 782 00:27:39,110 --> 00:27:41,860 And drinks are cheaper than ever. 783 00:27:45,634 --> 00:27:47,156 - [Voiceover] And right now, guide scientists 784 00:27:47,156 --> 00:27:48,884 are testing a technique called 785 00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:51,384 the shoegazer makeover system. 786 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:56,109 - [Man] All right, so anyway, what do you got here? 787 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:57,431 - It should go with the shoes, right? 788 00:27:57,431 --> 00:27:58,264 - Right. 789 00:27:58,264 --> 00:28:00,176 - And that will go something with... 790 00:28:00,176 --> 00:28:01,758 - Cause you can wear anything with the checkers. 791 00:28:01,758 --> 00:28:03,291 - Something cute like this. 792 00:28:03,291 --> 00:28:05,071 It's even a little more hip 793 00:28:05,071 --> 00:28:06,369 if you can add something like this, 794 00:28:06,369 --> 00:28:08,456 because it really doesn't match, and that's cool. 795 00:28:08,456 --> 00:28:10,736 - [Voiceover] Let's see what it's all about. 796 00:28:10,736 --> 00:28:12,653 - Hey, how's it going? 797 00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:15,111 - Hey. 798 00:28:17,251 --> 00:28:21,723 - [Voiceover] And Daniel needs all the help he can get. 799 00:28:21,723 --> 00:28:23,938 ♫ She comes over to my place in an old man's Benz 800 00:28:23,938 --> 00:28:26,406 ♫ And gold and silver and jewels of all colors 801 00:28:26,406 --> 00:28:27,575 ♫ And she doesn't take them off 802 00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:31,742 ♫ when we're tearing up the covers ♫ 803 00:28:32,656 --> 00:28:34,850 - What we're wanting to do today with Daniel 804 00:28:34,850 --> 00:28:37,485 is to give him some of that Hollywood pizzazz. 805 00:28:37,485 --> 00:28:38,318 - Yes. 806 00:28:39,363 --> 00:28:41,363 - Hurry up, you faggots. 807 00:28:43,348 --> 00:28:45,931 - [Head Scientist] First, hair. 808 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:49,375 Then the wristbands, 809 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:51,042 and finally tattoos. 810 00:28:57,325 --> 00:28:58,958 Pants, very tight. 811 00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:00,526 - These pants are squishing my balls. 812 00:29:00,526 --> 00:29:01,872 - Oh, that's good. Good. 813 00:29:01,872 --> 00:29:05,652 And the t-shirt, something old, punk metal. 814 00:29:05,652 --> 00:29:07,093 A motley crue, motorhead... 815 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:08,272 - That's cool. - So cool. 816 00:29:08,272 --> 00:29:09,159 - [Head Scientist] Very good. 817 00:29:09,159 --> 00:29:11,079 Obscure brand names also work as well, 818 00:29:11,079 --> 00:29:13,101 as do the plain odd shirts. 819 00:29:13,101 --> 00:29:14,232 And for your tattoo, 820 00:29:14,232 --> 00:29:15,989 we're going with "fuck my bush," 821 00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:17,372 the title of the book you're writing. 822 00:29:17,372 --> 00:29:18,432 - I'm not writing a book. 823 00:29:18,432 --> 00:29:19,967 - You are now. 824 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:21,337 Does it hurt enough? 825 00:29:21,337 --> 00:29:23,797 And some nautical stars for punk rock. 826 00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:26,752 - Nautical stars. - That's punk rock. 827 00:29:26,752 --> 00:29:28,169 - One more thing. 828 00:29:32,444 --> 00:29:34,361 - He looks hot. - Dope. 829 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,045 (rock music) 830 00:29:38,045 --> 00:29:40,295 - Ooh, hey. Is that a bass? 831 00:29:41,253 --> 00:29:43,122 - Yeah. We just finished a show over at the vibe room. 832 00:29:43,122 --> 00:29:44,403 - Ooh. What band? 833 00:29:44,403 --> 00:29:46,012 - The bleeding chest wounds. 834 00:29:46,012 --> 00:29:47,677 Yeah, you should come watch us practice sometime. 835 00:29:47,677 --> 00:29:48,510 - Okay. 836 00:29:48,510 --> 00:29:49,497 - I'll bring some beers. 837 00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:50,830 - Cool ride. Mm. 838 00:29:55,021 --> 00:29:56,075 - [Voiceover] Unlike boys, 839 00:29:56,075 --> 00:29:57,892 when a girl is out to get down, 840 00:29:57,892 --> 00:30:00,360 often all she needs to do is show up. 841 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,794 This is because girls possess what is known as pussy power, 842 00:30:03,794 --> 00:30:06,237 and all she has to do is give the signal. 843 00:30:06,237 --> 00:30:08,199 The signal is given very quickly. 844 00:30:08,199 --> 00:30:10,388 Too long and it smacks of desperation, 845 00:30:10,388 --> 00:30:12,105 and loses its potency. 846 00:30:12,105 --> 00:30:14,768 But beware, boys will sometimes see the signal 847 00:30:14,768 --> 00:30:16,755 when none was given. 848 00:30:16,755 --> 00:30:18,700 - I love your shoes, where'd you get them? 849 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:20,208 - Gucci. 850 00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:22,061 - I love Gucci. 851 00:30:22,061 --> 00:30:25,561 Have you been to the Gucci store in Vegas? 852 00:30:27,987 --> 00:30:29,290 - [Voiceover] So a good defensive game 853 00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:31,335 is imperative for a fun night out. 854 00:30:31,335 --> 00:30:32,378 - That's cheetahs. 855 00:30:32,378 --> 00:30:34,295 I love strip Charlie's. 856 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,282 I wanted to be a stripper one time. 857 00:30:38,282 --> 00:30:39,115 They wouldn't take me, 858 00:30:39,115 --> 00:30:41,408 I needed new boobs or something. 859 00:30:41,408 --> 00:30:42,911 - Aw, that's a shame. 860 00:30:42,911 --> 00:30:44,142 - [Voiceover] He was just being friendly. 861 00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:45,448 - [Voiceover] In fact, friendship was the last 862 00:30:45,448 --> 00:30:46,862 thing on his mind. 863 00:30:46,862 --> 00:30:48,259 But it doesn't stop here. 864 00:30:48,259 --> 00:30:52,476 Some boys will offer drinks, others will clown around. 865 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:53,784 Those with less imagination 866 00:30:53,784 --> 00:30:57,117 will simply stand nearby and try to catch your eye. 867 00:30:57,117 --> 00:30:59,913 Rings are good for warding off unwanted advances. 868 00:30:59,913 --> 00:31:02,080 - Can you see I'm engaged? 869 00:31:03,088 --> 00:31:05,280 - [Voiceover] As are girlfriends. 870 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,592 - How's it going? 871 00:31:06,592 --> 00:31:07,701 Can I buy you a drink? 872 00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:10,333 - No. I'm hanging out with my girlfriends. 873 00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:11,669 - [Voiceover] And girlfriends work 874 00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:13,836 even if they're not there. 875 00:31:14,979 --> 00:31:16,252 - Hey. 876 00:31:16,252 --> 00:31:18,474 - I'm hanging out with my girlfriends tonight. 877 00:31:18,474 --> 00:31:19,771 - [Voiceover] And if you don't have a ring, 878 00:31:19,771 --> 00:31:22,111 you can always enlist a fake boyfriend, 879 00:31:22,111 --> 00:31:23,661 an excellent way to meet the guy 880 00:31:23,661 --> 00:31:26,431 you are actually interested in. 881 00:31:26,431 --> 00:31:29,261 - (speaking Spanish) You are so fine. 882 00:31:29,261 --> 00:31:31,149 - Honey, what's taking these drinks so long? 883 00:31:31,149 --> 00:31:33,000 I mean, we've been waiting here forever. 884 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,029 I am so thirsty. 885 00:31:35,029 --> 00:31:36,302 I just can't. Like, she's... 886 00:31:36,302 --> 00:31:37,623 - Honey, hi. 887 00:31:37,623 --> 00:31:38,582 You forget you have a girlfriend? 888 00:31:38,582 --> 00:31:39,929 You can't keep it in your pants for two minutes 889 00:31:39,929 --> 00:31:41,764 while I take a piss? 890 00:31:41,764 --> 00:31:43,681 You can have her, puta. 891 00:31:45,265 --> 00:31:46,900 - [Voiceover] After getting to know each other a little 892 00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,281 comes the crucial moment where the differences 893 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:50,564 between boys and girls are most evident. 894 00:31:50,564 --> 00:31:52,814 - Hey, bro, check out Greg. 895 00:31:54,116 --> 00:31:57,169 - [Voiceover] The boys are pleased for their comrade. 896 00:31:57,169 --> 00:31:58,316 - But he was driving. 897 00:31:58,316 --> 00:31:59,350 How are we supposed to get home? 898 00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:01,471 - We'll just have to walk. 899 00:32:01,471 --> 00:32:03,209 - Fuck, my heart pills, man. 900 00:32:03,209 --> 00:32:04,445 - Your what? 901 00:32:04,445 --> 00:32:05,278 - My nitroglycerin. 902 00:32:05,278 --> 00:32:06,710 I left it in the car. 903 00:32:06,710 --> 00:32:07,922 - Suck it up, bro. 904 00:32:07,922 --> 00:32:09,622 She's going home with him. 905 00:32:09,622 --> 00:32:10,455 - [Voiceover] Greg doesn't want 906 00:32:10,455 --> 00:32:11,757 to risk leaving Rebecca alone, 907 00:32:11,757 --> 00:32:13,868 in case she changes her mind. 908 00:32:13,868 --> 00:32:14,940 He guides her to the car 909 00:32:14,940 --> 00:32:16,648 without saying goodbye to his friends. 910 00:32:16,648 --> 00:32:18,981 (sad music) 911 00:32:47,024 --> 00:32:47,857 - [Voiceover] The girls, however, 912 00:32:47,857 --> 00:32:49,876 have a completely different ethos. 913 00:32:49,876 --> 00:32:53,209 Like the marines, no one is left behind. 914 00:32:57,331 --> 00:32:58,772 - This is your car? 915 00:32:58,772 --> 00:33:00,355 - Yeah. Be careful. 916 00:33:07,394 --> 00:33:09,061 - Get in here, baby. 917 00:33:11,654 --> 00:33:13,061 I bonked my head. 918 00:33:13,061 --> 00:33:15,259 - Baby, you all right? 919 00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:17,092 - Where are you going? 920 00:33:18,087 --> 00:33:19,170 You're drunk. 921 00:33:20,478 --> 00:33:21,826 Come with us, we'll take you home. 922 00:33:21,826 --> 00:33:23,839 - Actually, I was going to drop her home. 923 00:33:23,839 --> 00:33:25,825 - That's nice, but we don't even know you, 924 00:33:25,825 --> 00:33:27,975 so we can't let our friend leave with you. 925 00:33:27,975 --> 00:33:29,218 - But I want to. 926 00:33:29,218 --> 00:33:30,170 - No, you don't. 927 00:33:30,170 --> 00:33:31,003 - Yes, she does. 928 00:33:31,003 --> 00:33:34,203 - Leave me alone, you jealous bitches. 929 00:33:34,203 --> 00:33:36,400 - Shut up. Rebecca, bring your ass. 930 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,335 Get out of the car, girl. 931 00:33:37,335 --> 00:33:38,468 We're taking you home. 932 00:33:38,468 --> 00:33:39,301 Go. 933 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,293 - You're an asshole. 934 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:49,011 - You were lucky we didn't call the cops. 935 00:33:49,011 --> 00:33:50,428 - I'm on myspace! 936 00:33:51,368 --> 00:33:52,285 - The fuck. 937 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,989 - [Voiceover] We talked earlier about how girls 938 00:33:55,989 --> 00:33:59,479 have control, and touched on the subject of pussy power. 939 00:33:59,479 --> 00:34:01,053 But what exactly is it? 940 00:34:01,053 --> 00:34:03,047 - [Voiceover] Pussy power is a natural force, 941 00:34:03,047 --> 00:34:04,495 that when wielded skillfully, 942 00:34:04,495 --> 00:34:05,661 can turn any situation 943 00:34:05,661 --> 00:34:07,412 to a girl's advantage. 944 00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:10,123 Women have relied upon it since the dawn of time. 945 00:34:10,123 --> 00:34:11,381 For thousands of years, 946 00:34:11,381 --> 00:34:14,038 employment options for women have been limited. 947 00:34:14,038 --> 00:34:16,774 Even today it is not an even playing field, 948 00:34:16,774 --> 00:34:18,896 so women have had to figure out other methods 949 00:34:18,896 --> 00:34:20,751 of getting the things they want. 950 00:34:20,751 --> 00:34:24,110 Young girls learn how to use it from an early age. 951 00:34:24,110 --> 00:34:26,341 An experienced acolyte can gain the upper hand 952 00:34:26,341 --> 00:34:31,048 in almost any situation involving heterosexual men. 953 00:34:31,048 --> 00:34:33,465 - She is coming along nicely. 954 00:34:35,302 --> 00:34:37,550 - [Voiceover] You don't have to be ridiculously hot, 955 00:34:37,550 --> 00:34:38,633 but it helps. 956 00:34:40,725 --> 00:34:42,711 - Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? 957 00:34:42,711 --> 00:34:44,565 Well, a ways back, you made an illegal left turn, 958 00:34:44,565 --> 00:34:48,263 from the right-hand lane, back at Third and Alameda. 959 00:34:48,263 --> 00:34:49,685 - It was a safe turn. 960 00:34:49,685 --> 00:34:51,317 - You know, actually, it was a really safe turn. 961 00:34:51,317 --> 00:34:54,223 I have to say, you don't see those every day. 962 00:34:54,223 --> 00:34:55,805 I'll give this to you. 963 00:34:55,805 --> 00:34:57,749 You ever have any problems, you give me a call. 964 00:34:57,749 --> 00:34:59,039 Number's on the back. 965 00:34:59,039 --> 00:35:00,789 - Thank you, officer. 966 00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:06,014 I know. Hey, do you want a drink? 967 00:35:06,014 --> 00:35:06,847 - Yeah. 968 00:35:09,355 --> 00:35:11,285 - Champagne. Now. 969 00:35:11,285 --> 00:35:13,868 - I will get you champagne now. 970 00:35:16,437 --> 00:35:18,533 - [Voiceover] And the genius of it is, 971 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,488 - Good. You can go now. 972 00:35:20,488 --> 00:35:21,321 - As you wish. 973 00:35:21,321 --> 00:35:25,488 - [Voiceover] She never actually has to give out the pussy. 974 00:35:26,879 --> 00:35:29,010 - This is now the ladies' bathroom. 975 00:35:29,010 --> 00:35:30,593 - Ladies' bathroom. 976 00:35:33,035 --> 00:35:35,461 - Dude. - Ladies' bathroom. 977 00:35:35,461 --> 00:35:36,497 - [Voiceover] But if she should decide 978 00:35:36,497 --> 00:35:39,330 she wants to go home with someone, 979 00:35:43,191 --> 00:35:44,328 - None of you. 980 00:35:44,328 --> 00:35:46,056 - [Voiceover] One more thing about pussy power. 981 00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:49,056 It only works in certain situations. 982 00:35:50,141 --> 00:35:50,974 - Excuse me, 983 00:35:50,974 --> 00:35:52,422 we're danging at Bazongas in ten minutes. 984 00:35:52,422 --> 00:35:53,820 Do you mind if we, uh... 985 00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:55,872 - We have all got places to be, okay? 986 00:35:55,872 --> 00:35:59,122 So you're gonna have to wait your turn. 987 00:36:02,183 --> 00:36:03,630 - Can you believe her? 988 00:36:03,630 --> 00:36:04,971 - That bitch thought she was hot, 989 00:36:04,971 --> 00:36:06,327 but she was not. 990 00:36:06,327 --> 00:36:10,149 - I don't know who's gonna pay her to dance. 991 00:36:10,149 --> 00:36:11,563 - Let's go. 992 00:36:11,563 --> 00:36:13,305 - [Voiceover] And while we are on the subject, 993 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:16,540 girls, if you ever want to simply go out and dance, 994 00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:19,059 then a gay club is definitely the way to go. 995 00:36:19,059 --> 00:36:20,778 Lots of hot, well-dressed guys, 996 00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:22,097 who know how to have fun, 997 00:36:22,097 --> 00:36:23,697 and won't hassle you. 998 00:36:23,697 --> 00:36:24,911 - [Voiceover] But be warned. 999 00:36:24,911 --> 00:36:26,075 There is a certain breed of guy 1000 00:36:26,075 --> 00:36:28,171 who is not gay, but will pretend to be, 1001 00:36:28,171 --> 00:36:29,588 just to get laid. 1002 00:36:32,435 --> 00:36:34,383 The logic is sound. 1003 00:36:34,383 --> 00:36:35,662 Meet John. 1004 00:36:35,662 --> 00:36:38,442 By day, he is a hetero construction worker. 1005 00:36:38,442 --> 00:36:40,109 By night, he goes by Mario, 1006 00:36:40,109 --> 00:36:43,401 and is a fake homosexual, or fauxmo. 1007 00:36:43,401 --> 00:36:45,052 - So, where'd you get that rack? 1008 00:36:45,052 --> 00:36:46,257 - I just got them done. 1009 00:36:46,257 --> 00:36:47,408 Aren't they great? 1010 00:36:47,408 --> 00:36:48,690 - Yeah, I guess. 1011 00:36:48,690 --> 00:36:50,365 - Well, I had big boobs to begin with. 1012 00:36:50,365 --> 00:36:52,209 That's why they feel so soft, 1013 00:36:52,209 --> 00:36:54,400 because my natural boobs are on top. 1014 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,429 - Okay. 1015 00:36:55,429 --> 00:36:58,701 - You can touch them if you want. 1016 00:36:58,701 --> 00:37:00,434 - They're kinda hard. 1017 00:37:00,434 --> 00:37:02,101 - Here. Let me feel. 1018 00:37:10,558 --> 00:37:11,391 Hm. 1019 00:37:13,312 --> 00:37:14,145 Mm-hm. 1020 00:37:15,746 --> 00:37:18,212 Yeah. They feel pretty real. 1021 00:37:18,212 --> 00:37:20,106 Under the muscle? 1022 00:37:20,106 --> 00:37:22,017 - Yeah. How did you know? 1023 00:37:22,017 --> 00:37:23,616 - Oh. I'm a designer. 1024 00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:25,384 I deal with models all the time. 1025 00:37:25,384 --> 00:37:27,549 - You're a designer? 1026 00:37:27,549 --> 00:37:29,706 - You should come to my studio sometime. 1027 00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:31,743 I would love to make you a dress. 1028 00:37:31,743 --> 00:37:33,554 - So you're a designer, huh? 1029 00:37:33,554 --> 00:37:34,869 - Yeah. What of it? 1030 00:37:34,869 --> 00:37:37,403 - What school did you go to? 1031 00:37:37,403 --> 00:37:40,417 What boutiques do you sell to? 1032 00:37:40,417 --> 00:37:41,739 - Listen, you little faggot. 1033 00:37:41,739 --> 00:37:42,783 You better back the fuck off, 1034 00:37:42,783 --> 00:37:45,116 or I'm gonna whoop your ass. 1035 00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:50,671 - Oh my god, I love this song! 1036 00:37:50,671 --> 00:37:52,254 Come dance with me. 1037 00:37:55,925 --> 00:38:00,303 ♫ I'm gonna make it a night to remember ♫ 1038 00:38:00,303 --> 00:38:02,668 - Oh my god, you're so cute. 1039 00:38:02,668 --> 00:38:05,675 I can't believe that you're gay. 1040 00:38:05,675 --> 00:38:06,508 I hate LA. 1041 00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:10,451 All the cute guys are gay. 1042 00:38:10,451 --> 00:38:13,920 So, you've never been with a girl before? 1043 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,671 - No way, man. 1044 00:38:15,671 --> 00:38:17,035 I mean, don't get me wrong. 1045 00:38:17,035 --> 00:38:20,346 I love girls, but they just don't do it for me. 1046 00:38:20,346 --> 00:38:23,478 - Well, how do you know until you try? 1047 00:38:23,478 --> 00:38:26,400 - Look, dude, I like balls. 1048 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,900 What can I say? 1049 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:29,843 - Are you trying to tell me 1050 00:38:29,843 --> 00:38:32,926 that this body does not make you hot? 1051 00:38:37,169 --> 00:38:39,293 Honey, I could give you a blowjob 1052 00:38:39,293 --> 00:38:42,869 better than any of the guys in this bar. 1053 00:38:42,869 --> 00:38:47,036 - Look, Angie, you're a beautiful, sweet, intelligent girl. 1054 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:53,765 But I'm a guy. I like guys! 1055 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:54,838 - Listen. 1056 00:38:54,838 --> 00:38:57,110 Why don't we just go to my house 1057 00:38:57,110 --> 00:39:01,000 and if you feel uncomfortable at all, I'll stop. 1058 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,833 Promise. 1059 00:39:05,571 --> 00:39:09,110 - Okay. I'll just go close out my tab. 1060 00:39:09,110 --> 00:39:10,693 I'll be right back. 1061 00:39:11,688 --> 00:39:13,077 - [Voiceover] Mario seems to be getting somewhere 1062 00:39:13,077 --> 00:39:14,191 with this technique. 1063 00:39:14,191 --> 00:39:15,868 But it can prove problematic. 1064 00:39:15,868 --> 00:39:17,207 - Woah, woah, woah. Dude. 1065 00:39:17,207 --> 00:39:18,227 What are you doing? 1066 00:39:18,227 --> 00:39:19,354 This taxi's taken. 1067 00:39:19,354 --> 00:39:20,493 - Oh no, Mario. 1068 00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:21,443 This is a friend of mine. 1069 00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:22,276 This is Brutus. 1070 00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:23,329 He's coming with us. 1071 00:39:23,329 --> 00:39:25,162 - That's right, Mario. 1072 00:39:26,225 --> 00:39:28,103 I'm going to eat you up. 1073 00:39:28,103 --> 00:39:31,103 - [Angie] Don't worry, it'll be fun. 1074 00:39:32,095 --> 00:39:34,554 - [Voiceover] Drugs are an important part of getting down. 1075 00:39:34,554 --> 00:39:37,225 Drugs can be divided into two main groups. 1076 00:39:37,225 --> 00:39:38,966 Sketchy and fun. 1077 00:39:38,966 --> 00:39:41,097 - [Voiceover] Sketchy drugs are the ones that will dominate 1078 00:39:41,097 --> 00:39:43,758 and mess up your life, and your complexion. 1079 00:39:43,758 --> 00:39:46,378 Fun drugs are those that are used recreationally 1080 00:39:46,378 --> 00:39:47,888 to have a bit of fun. 1081 00:39:47,888 --> 00:39:49,366 - [Voiceover] Sketchy drugs include speed, 1082 00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:53,746 heroin, crack, and cocaine when it's smoked. 1083 00:39:53,746 --> 00:39:55,701 Sketchy drugs should be avoided at all costs 1084 00:39:55,701 --> 00:39:59,133 by any boy or girl who wants to get down. 1085 00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:00,695 - [Voiceover] Fun drugs include weed, 1086 00:40:00,695 --> 00:40:02,427 ecstasy, and cocaine. 1087 00:40:02,427 --> 00:40:04,213 These drugs are basically harmless, 1088 00:40:04,213 --> 00:40:06,353 and some would argue, good for you. 1089 00:40:06,353 --> 00:40:08,718 Moderation being the key. 1090 00:40:08,718 --> 00:40:10,201 - [Voiceover] But where do drugs come from? 1091 00:40:10,201 --> 00:40:12,702 Buying drugs off the street is asking for trouble. 1092 00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:15,083 In this experiment, the guide sent four lab assistants 1093 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:18,016 downtown to purchase some drugs, or score. 1094 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:19,675 - Do you know where I could buy some weed? 1095 00:40:19,675 --> 00:40:21,410 - Yo, man, I don't fucking know you. 1096 00:40:21,410 --> 00:40:22,793 You can fuck out of my face, man. 1097 00:40:22,793 --> 00:40:24,459 - Okay, all right. Thank you. 1098 00:40:24,459 --> 00:40:25,544 - Fuckass. 1099 00:40:25,544 --> 00:40:26,427 - The fuck you looking at, yo? 1100 00:40:26,427 --> 00:40:27,677 - Okay, um. 1101 00:40:27,677 --> 00:40:30,402 Excuse me, do you guys know where I could buy some weed? 1102 00:40:30,402 --> 00:40:31,758 You know, the chronic? 1103 00:40:31,758 --> 00:40:33,122 - Yeah, what you want, dog? 1104 00:40:33,122 --> 00:40:35,117 - I actually, I have fifty. 1105 00:40:35,117 --> 00:40:36,078 Is that enough? 1106 00:40:36,078 --> 00:40:38,435 - Oh, hey, I got some good shit, homie. 1107 00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:40,011 - My name's Dylan, by the way. 1108 00:40:40,011 --> 00:40:42,133 - [Voiceover] Jason bought some weed. 1109 00:40:42,133 --> 00:40:44,181 - All right, thank you. 1110 00:40:44,181 --> 00:40:45,014 - [Voiceover] Whenever you see drugs 1111 00:40:45,014 --> 00:40:46,483 heavily wrapped in saran, 1112 00:40:46,483 --> 00:40:48,141 it's because the people selling it to you 1113 00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:49,008 don't want to be around 1114 00:40:49,008 --> 00:40:51,257 when you finally manage to open it. 1115 00:40:51,257 --> 00:40:52,424 Marijuana, no. 1116 00:40:53,588 --> 00:40:55,130 Mari-nada. 1117 00:40:55,130 --> 00:40:57,391 Reggie, you've tried to buy some coke. 1118 00:40:57,391 --> 00:40:59,559 - I'm looking for some cocaine. 1119 00:40:59,559 --> 00:41:01,325 - What? I got you, man. 1120 00:41:01,325 --> 00:41:02,680 You got some money? 1121 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,525 - Yeah, I've got fifty dollars. 1122 00:41:04,525 --> 00:41:05,587 - Well, give me the money, man. 1123 00:41:05,587 --> 00:41:07,245 I'll be right back. 1124 00:41:07,245 --> 00:41:08,309 All right, I got you. 1125 00:41:08,309 --> 00:41:09,142 Stay right here. 1126 00:41:09,142 --> 00:41:09,975 - Thank you so much. 1127 00:41:09,975 --> 00:41:11,475 - No problem, bro. 1128 00:41:12,726 --> 00:41:15,226 - I know he's not coming back! 1129 00:41:17,370 --> 00:41:18,767 He gone, boo. 1130 00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:21,033 - [Voiceover] Most troubling was Alex's adventure. 1131 00:41:21,033 --> 00:41:23,197 He was arrested, and is now at a holding cell 1132 00:41:23,197 --> 00:41:24,939 at the ramparts division. 1133 00:41:24,939 --> 00:41:27,490 The details are still a little unclear. 1134 00:41:27,490 --> 00:41:28,881 - [Voiceover] Reggie's persistence paid off, 1135 00:41:28,881 --> 00:41:31,129 and he was finally able to purchase some cocaine. 1136 00:41:31,129 --> 00:41:34,546 - So I will be inhaling the narcotic now. 1137 00:41:36,041 --> 00:41:36,930 - [Voiceover] Our scientists here 1138 00:41:36,930 --> 00:41:38,199 at the boy's and girl's guide 1139 00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:40,644 did some tests on this coke, 1140 00:41:40,644 --> 00:41:43,036 and it turned out to be 60 percent foot powder, 1141 00:41:43,036 --> 00:41:45,284 40 percent baking soda. 1142 00:41:45,284 --> 00:41:46,304 - [Voiceover] With the same 40 dollars, 1143 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,887 Reggie could have bought this much 1144 00:41:47,887 --> 00:41:49,781 foot powder and baking soda. 1145 00:41:49,781 --> 00:41:51,154 - Nicely done. 1146 00:41:51,154 --> 00:41:53,326 - [Voiceover] The baggie was not a good value. 1147 00:41:53,326 --> 00:41:55,641 - [Voiceover] The point is that in order to get down, 1148 00:41:55,641 --> 00:41:57,867 you will need to find your own drug dealer, 1149 00:41:57,867 --> 00:41:59,459 who will come to your home. 1150 00:41:59,459 --> 00:42:01,992 But drug dealers are not like regular people. 1151 00:42:01,992 --> 00:42:04,163 The first thing you will notice about a drug dealer 1152 00:42:04,163 --> 00:42:06,666 is that he always has the best shit, 1153 00:42:06,666 --> 00:42:08,918 that hasn't been stepped on. 1154 00:42:08,918 --> 00:42:10,110 - A-1 butter. 1155 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:12,426 Just the real motherfucking deal, holy feel. 1156 00:42:12,426 --> 00:42:14,581 It's the shit that makes the president go hmm. 1157 00:42:14,581 --> 00:42:16,072 These bitches better come fuck me. 1158 00:42:16,072 --> 00:42:17,477 This butter's over here. 1159 00:42:17,477 --> 00:42:19,112 And you ain't wanna fuck with nobody else. 1160 00:42:19,112 --> 00:42:21,582 Don't fuck with my car, okay? 1161 00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:24,603 - Come check me, you gonna get the OG kush. 1162 00:42:24,603 --> 00:42:25,542 It's the one-hit wonder, 1163 00:42:25,542 --> 00:42:27,513 all the way from the hippies up in Arcada, man. 1164 00:42:27,513 --> 00:42:28,937 I'm telling you, it's the only way to go. 1165 00:42:28,937 --> 00:42:29,939 You could smoke that stress, 1166 00:42:29,939 --> 00:42:30,772 and give you a headache, 1167 00:42:30,772 --> 00:42:31,859 make you wanna go to sleep. 1168 00:42:31,859 --> 00:42:33,212 But you ain't gonna be able to kick it with those girls, 1169 00:42:33,212 --> 00:42:34,815 up in the club, smoking that shit, man. 1170 00:42:34,815 --> 00:42:35,648 I'm telling you. 1171 00:42:35,648 --> 00:42:37,733 - Now, that's what I call a tupperware party. 1172 00:42:37,733 --> 00:42:38,999 These shrooms are great, 1173 00:42:38,999 --> 00:42:41,161 and they will get you fucked up. 1174 00:42:41,161 --> 00:42:43,664 - It's pure MDMA, from Amsterdam. 1175 00:42:43,664 --> 00:42:45,726 - You know, you may be able to get it cheaper, 1176 00:42:45,726 --> 00:42:47,696 but you won't be able to get it better. 1177 00:42:47,696 --> 00:42:49,591 This one comes straight from Peru. 1178 00:42:49,591 --> 00:42:51,319 Doesn't have any (mumbles) whatsoever, 1179 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:52,591 you will enjoy the sex. 1180 00:42:52,591 --> 00:42:53,743 You will be sleeping. 1181 00:42:53,743 --> 00:42:54,754 You need to, at the end of the day, 1182 00:42:54,754 --> 00:42:55,653 you want to sleep, you know? 1183 00:42:55,653 --> 00:42:57,961 You have a good time and you want to sleep. 1184 00:42:57,961 --> 00:42:59,587 How much you say you wanted? 1185 00:42:59,587 --> 00:43:01,572 - [Voiceover] The point is to ask a drug dealer 1186 00:43:01,572 --> 00:43:03,613 about the quality of the merchandise, 1187 00:43:03,613 --> 00:43:05,573 because until the FDA gets involved, 1188 00:43:05,573 --> 00:43:08,917 you are just going to have to take his word for it. 1189 00:43:08,917 --> 00:43:12,841 And finally, drug dealers have their own way of talking, 1190 00:43:12,841 --> 00:43:14,098 a kind of code. 1191 00:43:14,098 --> 00:43:16,453 Drugs are referred to as t-shirts, 1192 00:43:16,453 --> 00:43:17,703 or Cds, things. 1193 00:43:19,801 --> 00:43:21,423 - How many t-shirts? 1194 00:43:21,423 --> 00:43:25,378 - An eight-ball. Three and a half t-shirts. 1195 00:43:25,378 --> 00:43:27,111 - Yeah, all right. 1196 00:43:27,111 --> 00:43:28,820 - You remember where it is? 1197 00:43:28,820 --> 00:43:29,998 - Be there in fifteen minutes. 1198 00:43:29,998 --> 00:43:30,874 - Okay. 1199 00:43:30,874 --> 00:43:31,876 - [Voiceover] The second thing that you'll notice 1200 00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:34,351 about drug dealers is that their concept of time 1201 00:43:34,351 --> 00:43:36,196 is different from regular people. 1202 00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:37,998 Note the correlation between drug dealer time 1203 00:43:37,998 --> 00:43:39,357 and human time. 1204 00:43:39,357 --> 00:43:41,158 If he says he'll be there in half an hour, 1205 00:43:41,158 --> 00:43:42,749 it really means an hour and a half, 1206 00:43:42,749 --> 00:43:43,583 and so on. 1207 00:43:43,583 --> 00:43:45,383 - I don't know where he is. 1208 00:43:45,383 --> 00:43:46,288 Just have to wait. 1209 00:43:46,288 --> 00:43:47,288 Not calling. 1210 00:43:51,601 --> 00:43:54,268 - This is fucking bullshit, bro. 1211 00:43:57,148 --> 00:43:58,479 - Dude, you know when he gets here, 1212 00:43:58,479 --> 00:44:00,440 you have to wait in the bathroom. 1213 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,329 - What? That's fucking bullshit, bro. 1214 00:44:03,329 --> 00:44:05,246 - That's how it's done. 1215 00:44:06,554 --> 00:44:08,312 - You know I don't have any money. 1216 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:10,220 - That explains the outfit. 1217 00:44:10,220 --> 00:44:12,220 - I'll make it up to you. 1218 00:44:13,919 --> 00:44:15,132 - Hey, hey, hey. 1219 00:44:15,132 --> 00:44:16,384 Just checking up on you. 1220 00:44:16,384 --> 00:44:17,487 - Yeah, who is it? 1221 00:44:17,487 --> 00:44:18,954 - Just wanted to make sure, you know, you were... 1222 00:44:18,954 --> 00:44:20,984 - I fucking told you I'd be there in ten minutes. 1223 00:44:20,984 --> 00:44:22,188 - This is bullshit. 1224 00:44:22,188 --> 00:44:23,705 I'm gonna call my other guy. 1225 00:44:23,705 --> 00:44:25,692 - You've got another guy? 1226 00:44:25,692 --> 00:44:27,051 - No. 1227 00:44:27,051 --> 00:44:28,631 - You should call him. 1228 00:44:28,631 --> 00:44:31,631 - Dude, we're not calling him again. 1229 00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:35,122 - Maybe he forgot. 1230 00:44:35,122 --> 00:44:36,260 - Dude, I know him. 1231 00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:37,539 He's a professional. 1232 00:44:37,539 --> 00:44:38,467 - He's late. 1233 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:40,134 - We're not calling. 1234 00:44:41,827 --> 00:44:43,410 I'm gonna call him. 1235 00:44:44,945 --> 00:44:45,963 - [Phone] Your call has been forwarded 1236 00:44:45,963 --> 00:44:48,547 to an automated voice messaging system. 1237 00:44:48,547 --> 00:44:49,547 - Voicemail. 1238 00:44:51,876 --> 00:44:52,775 - Hello? 1239 00:44:52,775 --> 00:44:54,442 - [Man] It's Hector. 1240 00:44:59,168 --> 00:45:01,340 - Thank you, Hector. 1241 00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:02,393 - I'm out of here. 1242 00:45:02,393 --> 00:45:04,810 - All right. I appreciate it. 1243 00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:11,049 - Dude, so fucking humiliating. 1244 00:45:11,049 --> 00:45:14,603 Oh shit. Fuck yeah, bro, nice score! 1245 00:45:14,603 --> 00:45:16,235 - With enough time for last call. 1246 00:45:16,235 --> 00:45:17,718 - Let's make it happen, cap'n. 1247 00:45:17,718 --> 00:45:18,551 - Cool. 1248 00:45:19,741 --> 00:45:20,598 - [Voiceover] Once you have a dealer 1249 00:45:20,598 --> 00:45:21,827 who you're comfortable with, 1250 00:45:21,827 --> 00:45:24,000 the more you buy, the better price you get, 1251 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,830 so pretty soon you can hook up your friends, 1252 00:45:25,830 --> 00:45:28,000 and effectively get your drugs for free. 1253 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,525 But at this point, you're in danger of turning 1254 00:45:29,525 --> 00:45:30,779 into a mini-drug dealer, 1255 00:45:30,779 --> 00:45:31,840 so be careful. 1256 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,115 If traveling, keep your stash in the glove box. 1257 00:45:34,115 --> 00:45:35,765 The police need a warrant to search it. 1258 00:45:35,765 --> 00:45:37,213 And if you are ever pulled over, 1259 00:45:37,213 --> 00:45:39,563 and they ask to have a look around the vehicle, 1260 00:45:39,563 --> 00:45:43,563 - You mind if we take a look around the vehicle? 1261 00:45:50,621 --> 00:45:52,099 - Knock yourselves out. 1262 00:45:52,099 --> 00:45:53,988 - [Voiceover] Get smart off to the cops at your own risk. 1263 00:45:53,988 --> 00:45:55,939 - Is that weed I smell? 1264 00:45:55,939 --> 00:45:58,719 - Smells like probable cause to me. 1265 00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,302 - Put your hands behind your back, come on, man. 1266 00:46:01,302 --> 00:46:02,887 - This is bullshit. 1267 00:46:02,887 --> 00:46:04,934 Don't you guys got enough better to do, man? 1268 00:46:04,934 --> 00:46:06,224 - Come on, man, let's go. 1269 00:46:06,224 --> 00:46:07,190 - [Voiceover] At the end of the day, 1270 00:46:07,190 --> 00:46:09,126 they make all the rules. 1271 00:46:09,126 --> 00:46:11,626 (party music) 1272 00:46:16,967 --> 00:46:18,879 - Yo, smoke some weed! 1273 00:46:18,879 --> 00:46:22,734 - Yeah, I got some Hungarian maple chronic. 1274 00:46:22,734 --> 00:46:24,328 Yo, smoke break! 1275 00:46:24,328 --> 00:46:25,161 - Oh shit. 1276 00:46:26,273 --> 00:46:28,773 Hey, let's go smoke some herb. 1277 00:46:31,594 --> 00:46:33,306 - [Voiceover] Weed is an important part of getting down, 1278 00:46:33,306 --> 00:46:35,582 and retaining your sanity in big cities. 1279 00:46:35,582 --> 00:46:37,288 Not quite as much fun as alcohol, 1280 00:46:37,288 --> 00:46:39,116 but it doesn't give you a hangover. 1281 00:46:39,116 --> 00:46:40,345 It's such a benign substance 1282 00:46:40,345 --> 00:46:41,868 that doctors prescribe it, 1283 00:46:41,868 --> 00:46:43,958 and yet, curiously, it's illegal. 1284 00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:45,548 Right now, weed is cheap, 1285 00:46:45,548 --> 00:46:47,326 good, and easy to get. 1286 00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:49,467 So let's hope it stays illegal. 1287 00:46:49,467 --> 00:46:51,874 - [Voiceover] There are really only two types of weed. 1288 00:46:51,874 --> 00:46:53,617 Dirt weed, or shake, 1289 00:46:53,617 --> 00:46:56,659 and skunk weed, also known as kind bud, 1290 00:46:56,659 --> 00:47:00,108 chronic, and the good shit, among other things. 1291 00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:03,031 Dirt weed is cheaper, and full of twigs and seeds, 1292 00:47:03,031 --> 00:47:05,270 lacking in potent, hairy buds. 1293 00:47:05,270 --> 00:47:06,956 Just because it's not as strong, 1294 00:47:06,956 --> 00:47:09,963 it doesn't mean it's without merit. 1295 00:47:09,963 --> 00:47:13,213 Dirt weed is great for in the mornings, 1296 00:47:14,694 --> 00:47:15,611 or at work. 1297 00:47:18,368 --> 00:47:20,247 - [Voiceover] Skunk weed is the pungent, sticky buds, 1298 00:47:20,247 --> 00:47:22,680 that get you super high. 1299 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,055 Good for traffic jams, 1300 00:47:25,055 --> 00:47:29,222 and it can make any food taste like a gourmet feast. 1301 00:47:31,564 --> 00:47:32,844 - [Voiceover] The government will tell you that years 1302 00:47:32,844 --> 00:47:35,312 of smoking weed will make you stupid. 1303 00:47:35,312 --> 00:47:36,657 This is incorrect. 1304 00:47:36,657 --> 00:47:38,267 Every time you smoke weed, 1305 00:47:38,267 --> 00:47:41,934 you become more stupid, if only temporarily. 1306 00:47:44,129 --> 00:47:44,962 - Huh? 1307 00:47:44,962 --> 00:47:45,795 - [Voiceover] Don't think for a second 1308 00:47:45,795 --> 00:47:47,369 that if you get stoned at the party, 1309 00:47:47,369 --> 00:47:48,829 you will be witty and clever. 1310 00:47:48,829 --> 00:47:52,150 - I love getting (mumbles) 1311 00:47:52,150 --> 00:47:55,465 - I used to smoke weed with L. Ron Hubbard. 1312 00:47:55,465 --> 00:47:57,790 - [Voiceover] And remember, guide tip number two: 1313 00:47:57,790 --> 00:48:01,290 don't smoke weed if you are already drunk. 1314 00:48:02,306 --> 00:48:03,625 She's a happy drunk, 1315 00:48:03,625 --> 00:48:05,354 and she loves getting stoned, 1316 00:48:05,354 --> 00:48:08,521 but mixed together she gets the spins. 1317 00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:11,299 Weed is superb for hangovers, 1318 00:48:11,299 --> 00:48:13,460 stress, or any kind of nausea. 1319 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:17,511 It's also very effective against feminine abdominal issues. 1320 00:48:17,511 --> 00:48:19,726 - [Voiceover] Weed can be ingested in a number of ways. 1321 00:48:19,726 --> 00:48:21,419 Most common is the joint. 1322 00:48:21,419 --> 00:48:23,971 Joints are constructed thus: 1323 00:48:23,971 --> 00:48:28,138 - First, you sprinkle the weed throughout the length. 1324 00:48:28,138 --> 00:48:29,604 Like so. 1325 00:48:29,604 --> 00:48:31,372 And if you don't want a pregnant one, 1326 00:48:31,372 --> 00:48:33,098 you use your finger. 1327 00:48:33,098 --> 00:48:37,265 Then, you gently pinch the tips with your fingers. 1328 00:48:38,276 --> 00:48:41,276 And roll the shaft with your thumbs. 1329 00:48:42,403 --> 00:48:45,736 Not too tight, or it'll be hard to suck. 1330 00:48:47,549 --> 00:48:49,716 You lick it, you stick it, 1331 00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:54,179 and that's how I roll. 1332 00:48:54,179 --> 00:48:56,179 Look at it. Magnificent. 1333 00:48:57,274 --> 00:48:58,107 Fantastic. 1334 00:48:59,011 --> 00:49:01,157 And now, you smoke. 1335 00:49:01,157 --> 00:49:03,824 (intense music) 1336 00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:16,619 - This bikini's too tight. 1337 00:49:16,619 --> 00:49:17,905 - Mine too. 1338 00:49:17,905 --> 00:49:19,994 That is so scratchy. 1339 00:49:19,994 --> 00:49:21,244 - Let's switch. 1340 00:49:23,499 --> 00:49:25,664 - [Voiceover] Joints turn weed into a social drug, 1341 00:49:25,664 --> 00:49:28,466 because they are often passed around. 1342 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:32,139 But there are strict rules about passing joints. 1343 00:49:32,139 --> 00:49:35,628 Whoever's weed it is can smoke as much as he or she likes, 1344 00:49:35,628 --> 00:49:36,878 before passing. 1345 00:49:37,849 --> 00:49:39,674 - [Voiceover] And we all know about puff, puff, give. 1346 00:49:39,674 --> 00:49:42,706 It's not puff, chat, chat, puff, give. 1347 00:49:42,706 --> 00:49:44,634 Tell your story when you're not holding the joint. 1348 00:49:44,634 --> 00:49:45,814 - What the fuck? 1349 00:49:45,814 --> 00:49:46,731 - Hey, look, man. 1350 00:49:46,731 --> 00:49:48,866 Don't babysit the shit, okay? 1351 00:49:48,866 --> 00:49:51,245 - I wasn't done with that. 1352 00:49:51,245 --> 00:49:53,048 - You done now. 1353 00:49:53,048 --> 00:49:54,461 - [Voiceover] And it's bad manners to kill it 1354 00:49:54,461 --> 00:49:57,317 if there are still people waiting for their first hit. 1355 00:49:57,317 --> 00:50:00,900 - Who's supposed to smoke this, Tinkerbell? 1356 00:50:10,572 --> 00:50:13,211 You're a cool-ass chick. 1357 00:50:13,211 --> 00:50:14,817 - [Voiceover] Advanced stoners employ a technique 1358 00:50:14,817 --> 00:50:16,817 known as the go-between. 1359 00:50:20,079 --> 00:50:20,972 - [Voiceover] Without question, 1360 00:50:20,972 --> 00:50:22,571 the most effective way to smoke your weed 1361 00:50:22,571 --> 00:50:23,716 is with a bong. 1362 00:50:23,716 --> 00:50:25,738 - [Voiceover] The water filters out most of the tar, 1363 00:50:25,738 --> 00:50:27,557 and it cools the smoke down. 1364 00:50:27,557 --> 00:50:28,864 - [Voiceover] The brochure that came with this bong 1365 00:50:28,864 --> 00:50:31,026 says that it removes 80 percent of the tar. 1366 00:50:31,026 --> 00:50:32,248 - Wait. Wait for it. 1367 00:50:32,248 --> 00:50:33,562 - [Voiceover] That sounded high, 1368 00:50:33,562 --> 00:50:36,079 so we ran our own tests. 1369 00:50:36,079 --> 00:50:36,946 - Go ahead. 1370 00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:38,337 What's gonna happen, is it gonna be soft? 1371 00:50:38,337 --> 00:50:39,170 Like lotion? 1372 00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:40,634 - You ready? 1373 00:50:40,634 --> 00:50:41,755 - Give me a break, dude. 1374 00:50:41,755 --> 00:50:42,672 Gah, Jesus! 1375 00:50:44,676 --> 00:50:46,517 I have a hole in my hands! 1376 00:50:46,517 --> 00:50:49,261 - [Voiceover] But the results were inconclusive. 1377 00:50:49,261 --> 00:50:51,223 Now you're ready to face the day, 1378 00:50:51,223 --> 00:50:53,973 no matter how stressful your job. 1379 00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:04,815 After a few drinks, 1380 00:51:04,815 --> 00:51:06,135 the boys are getting antsy 1381 00:51:06,135 --> 00:51:08,301 and want to purchase some cocaine. 1382 00:51:08,301 --> 00:51:09,708 - [Voiceover] It's always advisable to figure out 1383 00:51:09,708 --> 00:51:11,639 your drug requirements ahead of time, 1384 00:51:11,639 --> 00:51:13,161 like there's the afternoon. 1385 00:51:13,161 --> 00:51:15,065 You get a better deal, it's safer, 1386 00:51:15,065 --> 00:51:16,857 and you can prep your poison properly. 1387 00:51:16,857 --> 00:51:18,820 - [Voiceover] But sometimes, it's not possible. 1388 00:51:18,820 --> 00:51:20,967 When buying drugs at a bar or a club, 1389 00:51:20,967 --> 00:51:23,444 it's important to remember certain guidelines. 1390 00:51:23,444 --> 00:51:27,527 You see the mistake here, too conspicuous. 1391 00:51:27,527 --> 00:51:28,907 Now, let's try it again. 1392 00:51:28,907 --> 00:51:33,455 But this time, Tony already has the money together. 1393 00:51:33,455 --> 00:51:34,845 - [Voiceover] Once you've acquired your cocaine, 1394 00:51:34,845 --> 00:51:37,980 the next thing to remember is to have some fun. 1395 00:51:37,980 --> 00:51:39,358 Chop it up as fine as you can, 1396 00:51:39,358 --> 00:51:40,864 because to get the desired effect, 1397 00:51:40,864 --> 00:51:44,478 it has to get into the blood stream. 1398 00:51:44,478 --> 00:51:46,315 Larger lumps simply dissolve in mucus, 1399 00:51:46,315 --> 00:51:48,482 and drip down your throat. 1400 00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:52,951 Finer powders absorb through the nasal membranes. 1401 00:51:52,951 --> 00:51:54,375 It's all about the surface area. 1402 00:51:54,375 --> 00:51:57,329 A finer powder has more surface area. 1403 00:51:57,329 --> 00:51:58,770 Let's go back to the lab. 1404 00:51:58,770 --> 00:51:59,788 In one tank, the mice are off 1405 00:51:59,788 --> 00:52:02,130 at a selection of food and alcohol. 1406 00:52:02,130 --> 00:52:03,663 The other tank is identical, 1407 00:52:03,663 --> 00:52:04,739 except our scientists added 1408 00:52:04,739 --> 00:52:06,778 a solution of cocaine hydrochloride. 1409 00:52:06,778 --> 00:52:08,706 - [Voiceover] Look at the behavior of the coke mice, 1410 00:52:08,706 --> 00:52:10,434 alternating between the stash, 1411 00:52:10,434 --> 00:52:11,848 the vodka, and the wheel, 1412 00:52:11,848 --> 00:52:14,268 they have no interest in the nearby food. 1413 00:52:14,268 --> 00:52:15,497 - [Voiceover] Now watch what happens when we introduce 1414 00:52:15,497 --> 00:52:17,937 a mouse on cocaine into the other tank. 1415 00:52:17,937 --> 00:52:19,655 - [Voiceover] Some of the mice are crashed out, 1416 00:52:19,655 --> 00:52:21,330 but note how the mice that are still up 1417 00:52:21,330 --> 00:52:24,977 can sense that he has been taking cocaine. 1418 00:52:24,977 --> 00:52:26,686 See how they gather around him, 1419 00:52:26,686 --> 00:52:29,120 as if they are trying to get something from him. 1420 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,090 Two valuable lessons are learned here: 1421 00:52:31,090 --> 00:52:32,605 if you're going to drink all night, 1422 00:52:32,605 --> 00:52:34,508 cocaine will balance out the alcohol. 1423 00:52:34,508 --> 00:52:35,773 You won't get so drunk, 1424 00:52:35,773 --> 00:52:38,113 and you will be able to party til dawn. 1425 00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:39,402 - [Voiceover] Secondly, others can sense 1426 00:52:39,402 --> 00:52:40,580 when you have cocaine, 1427 00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:42,450 and will pester you for it. 1428 00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:43,674 Watch what happens here. 1429 00:52:43,674 --> 00:52:45,202 Tony has just hooked up a forty bag, 1430 00:52:45,202 --> 00:52:47,546 and now he is talking to Brittany, 1431 00:52:47,546 --> 00:52:49,172 a girl he has just met. 1432 00:52:49,172 --> 00:52:50,505 - Why, get some? 1433 00:52:52,531 --> 00:52:53,490 - [Voiceover] He hesitates, 1434 00:52:53,490 --> 00:52:55,688 but he has already committed. 1435 00:52:55,688 --> 00:52:56,834 - Here you go. 1436 00:52:56,834 --> 00:52:57,667 - Thanks! 1437 00:53:09,298 --> 00:53:10,357 - I didn't tell you about Jennifer. 1438 00:53:10,357 --> 00:53:11,190 - What happened? 1439 00:53:11,190 --> 00:53:12,346 - She slept with him last night, Brittany. 1440 00:53:12,346 --> 00:53:14,240 - No. Are you serious? 1441 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:15,210 - Yeah. - You're kidding me. 1442 00:53:15,210 --> 00:53:16,043 - No, and I'm just... 1443 00:53:16,043 --> 00:53:17,388 - She is such a whore. You want some? 1444 00:53:17,388 --> 00:53:18,221 - Oh, sure. 1445 00:53:19,277 --> 00:53:20,506 - How funny is that? 1446 00:53:20,506 --> 00:53:21,506 - Hey, guys. 1447 00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:25,006 She's such a whore. 1448 00:53:25,006 --> 00:53:26,266 - Oh no, Brian wasn't even... 1449 00:53:26,266 --> 00:53:27,651 I heard, first hand. 1450 00:53:27,651 --> 00:53:28,785 - Yeah. You really should. 1451 00:53:28,785 --> 00:53:30,698 You really, really should. 1452 00:53:30,698 --> 00:53:32,035 What do you want, another one? 1453 00:53:32,035 --> 00:53:33,368 - Mm, come girl. 1454 00:53:34,338 --> 00:53:36,182 - There you go. 1455 00:53:36,182 --> 00:53:39,099 - I'm pretty good. My face is numb. 1456 00:53:41,243 --> 00:53:42,076 - Hey. 1457 00:53:43,310 --> 00:53:44,143 - Oh? 1458 00:53:44,143 --> 00:53:45,390 - You got the rest of my shit? 1459 00:53:45,390 --> 00:53:46,948 - Yeah. 1460 00:53:46,948 --> 00:53:48,750 There was like, hardly anything in there. 1461 00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:51,352 - [Voiceover] Or she might say something like... 1462 00:53:51,352 --> 00:53:52,185 - Hey. 1463 00:53:53,466 --> 00:53:54,299 - Oh? 1464 00:53:54,299 --> 00:53:55,446 - You got the rest of my shit? 1465 00:53:55,446 --> 00:53:59,067 - There must have been a hole or something in the bag. 1466 00:53:59,067 --> 00:54:03,040 - [Voiceover] Sometimes it's an honest mistake. 1467 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,341 - [Voiceover] Sometimes it's just inexperience. 1468 00:54:05,341 --> 00:54:07,647 - I don't really feel so good. 1469 00:54:07,647 --> 00:54:09,714 - [Voiceover] Sometimes it's malicious. 1470 00:54:09,714 --> 00:54:12,373 And sometimes it's just plain stupid. 1471 00:54:12,373 --> 00:54:13,206 - Oh! 1472 00:54:13,206 --> 00:54:14,376 - Did I get any? 1473 00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:16,543 - Blow in, not out, bitch. 1474 00:54:18,436 --> 00:54:19,362 - [Voiceover] But the point to remember 1475 00:54:19,362 --> 00:54:22,648 is that a fool and his baggie are soon separated. 1476 00:54:22,648 --> 00:54:23,918 - [Voiceover] Let's start over again. 1477 00:54:23,918 --> 00:54:25,104 - Would you like some coke? 1478 00:54:25,104 --> 00:54:26,959 - Yeah, I love it. 1479 00:54:26,959 --> 00:54:28,459 Why, you got some? 1480 00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:31,458 - Yeah. Follow me. 1481 00:54:34,394 --> 00:54:35,616 - [Voiceover] It's fun ducking into a bathroom 1482 00:54:35,616 --> 00:54:37,199 or a storeroom for a toot, 1483 00:54:37,199 --> 00:54:40,279 but it's not always practical. 1484 00:54:40,279 --> 00:54:42,301 The advanced partier will often use a technique, 1485 00:54:42,301 --> 00:54:44,919 known as the guest bindle, 1486 00:54:44,919 --> 00:54:46,764 to defend against moochers. 1487 00:54:46,764 --> 00:54:49,342 - Hey, you got a bump, man? 1488 00:54:49,342 --> 00:54:50,175 - [Voiceover] The guest bindle 1489 00:54:50,175 --> 00:54:52,423 is a paper fold constructed thus. 1490 00:54:52,423 --> 00:54:53,350 - [Voiceover] Once constructed, 1491 00:54:53,350 --> 00:54:54,344 a good rule of thumb 1492 00:54:54,344 --> 00:54:55,922 is to put a fifth of the amount you have 1493 00:54:55,922 --> 00:54:57,510 in the guest bindle. 1494 00:54:57,510 --> 00:54:59,759 - [Voiceover] You must use glossy magazine paper, 1495 00:54:59,759 --> 00:55:02,000 not too flimsy, or it will tear. 1496 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,952 Other types of paper like photocopy, 1497 00:55:03,952 --> 00:55:06,031 or newspaper are unsuitable, 1498 00:55:06,031 --> 00:55:07,946 because they are too porous. 1499 00:55:07,946 --> 00:55:09,695 On one side, we use a bindle made 1500 00:55:09,695 --> 00:55:11,651 from glossy magazine paper, 1501 00:55:11,651 --> 00:55:12,719 and on the other side, 1502 00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:16,987 a bindle made from regular photocopy paper. 1503 00:55:16,987 --> 00:55:19,557 Moisture is cocaine's mortal enemy. 1504 00:55:19,557 --> 00:55:20,659 As you can see, 1505 00:55:20,659 --> 00:55:23,724 the coke in the photocopy paper is ruined. 1506 00:55:23,724 --> 00:55:26,116 The wet cocaine is not completely useless. 1507 00:55:26,116 --> 00:55:28,145 It can be dried by microwaving it 1508 00:55:28,145 --> 00:55:30,207 in ten-second increments. 1509 00:55:30,207 --> 00:55:31,210 But use this technique 1510 00:55:31,210 --> 00:55:33,922 only if absolutely necessary. 1511 00:55:33,922 --> 00:55:36,457 Any time cocaine gets near a microwave, 1512 00:55:36,457 --> 00:55:38,505 you are just a dab of baking soda away 1513 00:55:38,505 --> 00:55:40,755 from becoming a crack head. 1514 00:55:42,481 --> 00:55:45,518 The coke in the glossy bindle is safe and dry. 1515 00:55:45,518 --> 00:55:46,722 - [Voiceover] But we digress. 1516 00:55:46,722 --> 00:55:49,209 Let's watch the guest bindle in action. 1517 00:55:49,209 --> 00:55:50,444 - Yeah, yeah. Sure. 1518 00:55:50,444 --> 00:55:51,556 - [Voiceover] Peter hands off the guest bindle 1519 00:55:51,556 --> 00:55:52,607 without trepidation. 1520 00:55:52,607 --> 00:55:53,864 - Leave me a pinch, all right? 1521 00:55:53,864 --> 00:55:55,313 - [Voiceover] He gets to look like a generous rock star, 1522 00:55:55,313 --> 00:55:57,021 - He's pretty cool, man. 1523 00:55:57,021 --> 00:56:00,169 - [Voiceover] And he knows he has plenty left for later. 1524 00:56:00,169 --> 00:56:01,704 Meanwhile, back at the house party, 1525 00:56:01,704 --> 00:56:04,617 things are coming to a close. 1526 00:56:04,617 --> 00:56:05,857 You know you've done something right 1527 00:56:05,857 --> 00:56:08,468 when the cops break up the party. 1528 00:56:08,468 --> 00:56:12,018 - Aw man, who fucking invited the cops, man? 1529 00:56:12,018 --> 00:56:13,334 That's bullshit. 1530 00:56:13,334 --> 00:56:15,202 Hey man, the fucking cops is here! 1531 00:56:15,202 --> 00:56:16,035 - [Voiceover] They will show up, 1532 00:56:16,035 --> 00:56:17,805 so be ready for them. 1533 00:56:17,805 --> 00:56:19,052 - Here you go. 1534 00:56:19,052 --> 00:56:21,635 - Is this supposed to be funny? 1535 00:56:22,882 --> 00:56:24,542 - Man, I don't give a fuck about these cops. 1536 00:56:24,542 --> 00:56:26,107 They can suck my dick. 1537 00:56:26,107 --> 00:56:27,447 - That's some gay shit, man. 1538 00:56:27,447 --> 00:56:28,944 I ain't trying to hear any of that gay shit. 1539 00:56:28,944 --> 00:56:30,751 I'm here to get some fucking pussy. 1540 00:56:30,751 --> 00:56:31,735 - Are you sure you don't want to come 1541 00:56:31,735 --> 00:56:33,090 to this other party with me? 1542 00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:34,774 - No, I'm just gonna go with him. 1543 00:56:34,774 --> 00:56:37,073 - Well, I don't want to be left alone. 1544 00:56:37,073 --> 00:56:38,437 - God, just go with the other one. 1545 00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,962 He's cute. 1546 00:56:39,962 --> 00:56:43,944 Fucked up. I just wanna go home and get some dick. 1547 00:56:43,944 --> 00:56:44,892 Hey, officer. 1548 00:56:44,892 --> 00:56:47,469 If I fall down, will you draw a chalk outline around me? 1549 00:56:47,469 --> 00:56:48,524 - Walk on. 1550 00:56:48,524 --> 00:56:49,857 - Hey, hey, hey. 1551 00:56:55,538 --> 00:56:56,668 - Is she gonna be all right with him? 1552 00:56:56,668 --> 00:56:57,805 - Yeah, yeah. He's Christian. 1553 00:56:57,805 --> 00:57:00,295 He like, goes to synagogue and shit. 1554 00:57:00,295 --> 00:57:02,687 - She could kick his ass anyway. 1555 00:57:02,687 --> 00:57:04,015 - Want to go to this other party? 1556 00:57:04,015 --> 00:57:05,209 - Yeah. 1557 00:57:05,209 --> 00:57:06,144 - [Voiceover] Here at the guide, 1558 00:57:06,144 --> 00:57:08,359 we do not condone drinking and driving. 1559 00:57:08,359 --> 00:57:10,953 It should be avoided at all costs. 1560 00:57:10,953 --> 00:57:12,203 Remember Oscar? 1561 00:57:15,484 --> 00:57:17,192 - [Voiceover] At first he seems fine, 1562 00:57:17,192 --> 00:57:18,684 but notice the lack of coordination 1563 00:57:18,684 --> 00:57:21,293 as he tries to round obstacles. 1564 00:57:21,293 --> 00:57:23,137 His spatial awareness is diminished, 1565 00:57:23,137 --> 00:57:25,640 and reaction times are greatly reduced, 1566 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,104 leading to an accident, 1567 00:57:27,104 --> 00:57:29,437 possibly injuring the mouse. 1568 00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:38,533 - Okay, guys. 1569 00:57:38,533 --> 00:57:40,629 They're on their way down. 1570 00:57:40,629 --> 00:57:43,013 - Ten-four, we're all set. 1571 00:57:43,013 --> 00:57:45,109 Haha, DUI, you motherfuckers. 1572 00:57:45,109 --> 00:57:46,523 They're coming down. 1573 00:57:46,523 --> 00:57:48,056 - [Voiceover] Drinking and driving is no joke, 1574 00:57:48,056 --> 00:57:50,321 but sometimes, it's unavoidable. 1575 00:57:50,321 --> 00:57:52,039 So here are some tips. 1576 00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:53,576 Plan your route. 1577 00:57:53,576 --> 00:57:55,508 Always check your lights twice. 1578 00:57:55,508 --> 00:57:56,416 No lights at night 1579 00:57:56,416 --> 00:58:00,140 is the number-one reason that cops pull drunk drivers over. 1580 00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:04,040 Take side streets and drive carefully. 1581 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,069 - [Voiceover] If you can, do your drinking and driving 1582 00:58:06,069 --> 00:58:08,080 during office hours. 1583 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,247 Much less chance of being pulled over. 1584 00:58:12,677 --> 00:58:16,283 Certain behaviors are sure to get you arrested. 1585 00:58:16,283 --> 00:58:20,189 - Woo-hoo-hoo! It's like a fucking video game, huh? 1586 00:58:20,189 --> 00:58:22,100 - Dude, what are you, fucked up or something, man? 1587 00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:22,994 - You going to walk? 1588 00:58:22,994 --> 00:58:24,340 - [Voiceover] Check that you are wearing your seatbelt. 1589 00:58:24,340 --> 00:58:25,839 - Nah, it's cool. It's cool. 1590 00:58:25,839 --> 00:58:27,868 - Good, good. Shut the fuck up, bro. 1591 00:58:27,868 --> 00:58:29,293 I need to concentrate, man. 1592 00:58:29,293 --> 00:58:32,543 - [Voiceover] And that your passengers. 1593 00:58:33,613 --> 00:58:35,423 But if you are really too drunk, 1594 00:58:35,423 --> 00:58:37,274 then get someone else to drive. 1595 00:58:37,274 --> 00:58:38,387 Because if you don't... 1596 00:58:38,387 --> 00:58:40,610 - Yo, hide the fucking beer, dude. 1597 00:58:40,610 --> 00:58:42,443 Hide the fucking beer! 1598 00:58:51,946 --> 00:58:53,132 - Come on, bro. Let's go. 1599 00:58:53,132 --> 00:58:54,715 - Hang on. Oh yeah. 1600 00:59:02,061 --> 00:59:03,527 Dude? 1601 00:59:03,527 --> 00:59:05,944 We can't both be to the side. 1602 00:59:08,927 --> 00:59:09,764 - [Voiceover] Bars are fun, 1603 00:59:09,764 --> 00:59:11,372 but eventually they close. 1604 00:59:11,372 --> 00:59:13,253 Last call is a rallying cry for kids 1605 00:59:13,253 --> 00:59:14,658 who like to get down. 1606 00:59:14,658 --> 00:59:15,795 - [Voiceover] There are decisions to be made, 1607 00:59:15,795 --> 00:59:17,429 and strategies to formulate, 1608 00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:19,281 And not much time. 1609 00:59:19,281 --> 00:59:21,200 But before you jump into anything, 1610 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,920 remember the acceptability graph. 1611 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:25,470 This graph is based on a phenomenon 1612 00:59:25,470 --> 00:59:27,382 called beer goggles, 1613 00:59:27,382 --> 00:59:30,515 or cider visor for the younger lush. 1614 00:59:30,515 --> 00:59:33,150 The effects are startling. 1615 00:59:33,150 --> 00:59:34,093 - Oh, Marty, you out? 1616 00:59:34,093 --> 00:59:34,926 - Yeah, I gotta go. 1617 00:59:34,926 --> 00:59:37,109 I'm house sitting at this kick-ass house up in the hills. 1618 00:59:37,109 --> 00:59:38,287 - Oh yeah? Whose place is it? 1619 00:59:38,287 --> 00:59:40,461 - It's Mr. Belding's house. 1620 00:59:40,461 --> 00:59:41,666 From Saved By The Bell. 1621 00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:42,784 He was the principle. 1622 00:59:42,784 --> 00:59:44,283 - A-huh. - Let's go. 1623 00:59:44,283 --> 00:59:45,700 - Um, okay, yeah. 1624 00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:49,883 But just, just keep it the two of you guys, all right? 1625 00:59:49,883 --> 00:59:51,104 Maybe, maybe a couple girls, 1626 00:59:51,104 --> 00:59:52,149 but that is it. 1627 00:59:52,149 --> 00:59:53,580 It's gotta be small. 1628 00:59:53,580 --> 00:59:54,997 Very small. Okay? 1629 00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:01,637 - You ladies interested in going to a party up in the hills? 1630 01:00:01,637 --> 01:00:04,022 - Where? - Mr. Belding's house. 1631 01:00:04,022 --> 01:00:04,855 - Who? 1632 01:00:04,855 --> 01:00:07,112 - You know, from Saved By The Bell. 1633 01:00:07,112 --> 01:00:09,421 - Whatever. Are there going to be drugs? 1634 01:00:09,421 --> 01:00:10,887 - Heaps of them. 1635 01:00:10,887 --> 01:00:14,271 - Who says it never snows in LA? 1636 01:00:14,271 --> 01:00:15,519 - [Voiceover] There are always parties, 1637 01:00:15,519 --> 01:00:17,438 but sometimes, if you met someone, 1638 01:00:17,438 --> 01:00:19,062 the smart play is ditching out. 1639 01:00:19,062 --> 01:00:20,479 - Yeah, let's go. 1640 01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:23,205 - Well, how about your friend? 1641 01:00:23,205 --> 01:00:24,679 - Forget about her. 1642 01:00:24,679 --> 01:00:27,012 I don't even like the bitch. 1643 01:00:28,144 --> 01:00:29,285 Let's go. 1644 01:00:29,285 --> 01:00:30,717 - [Voiceover] Outside the bar is an excellent place 1645 01:00:30,717 --> 01:00:32,680 to figure out where the afterparty is. 1646 01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:33,598 - Good night, guys. 1647 01:00:33,598 --> 01:00:35,173 - But it's not even one thirty. 1648 01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:36,645 - Have a good night. 1649 01:00:36,645 --> 01:00:38,231 - Fuck. 1650 01:00:38,231 --> 01:00:39,282 - What are we gonna do now? 1651 01:00:39,282 --> 01:00:40,510 - You wanna come to the party tonight? 1652 01:00:40,510 --> 01:00:41,597 - Yeah, where is it? 1653 01:00:41,597 --> 01:00:42,465 - Hey, Eugene. 1654 01:00:42,465 --> 01:00:43,401 Where's that party again? 1655 01:00:43,401 --> 01:00:46,151 - 1548 Halconia. - 1548 Halconia. 1656 01:00:50,330 --> 01:00:52,286 - [Voiceover] Make sure you know where it is. 1657 01:00:52,286 --> 01:00:53,327 And it's important to remember 1658 01:00:53,327 --> 01:00:54,879 that when you get to the party, 1659 01:00:54,879 --> 01:00:56,402 introduce yourself to the host 1660 01:00:56,402 --> 01:00:58,213 and, if you can, 1661 01:00:58,213 --> 01:01:00,125 bring something. 1662 01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:02,565 Booze, drugs, or at the very least, 1663 01:01:02,565 --> 01:01:04,278 make sure you show up in a group 1664 01:01:04,278 --> 01:01:06,398 with both boys and girls. 1665 01:01:06,398 --> 01:01:08,360 - Fuck, it's all dudes. 1666 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,960 - [Voiceover] Editing a party is a tough job, 1667 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,956 but sometimes, it just has to be done. 1668 01:01:11,956 --> 01:01:13,378 - [Voiceover] Otherwise, you're in danger 1669 01:01:13,378 --> 01:01:16,158 of having a sausage party. 1670 01:01:16,158 --> 01:01:18,741 (upbeat music) 1671 01:01:29,674 --> 01:01:31,757 - I'll take care of this. 1672 01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:33,773 - Oh my god, he was such a... 1673 01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:34,606 - You guys? 1674 01:01:34,606 --> 01:01:39,440 Listen, go hide in the back bedroom for one second. 1675 01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:40,511 Uh, hey, everybody? 1676 01:01:40,511 --> 01:01:42,143 I hate to do this, I really hate to do this. 1677 01:01:42,143 --> 01:01:44,317 But I gotta get up, like, super early in the morning. 1678 01:01:44,317 --> 01:01:47,703 So I gotta start asking you guys to leave, okay? 1679 01:01:47,703 --> 01:01:48,990 Seriously, hate to break it up. 1680 01:01:48,990 --> 01:01:50,103 - Sorry about that, man. 1681 01:01:50,103 --> 01:01:50,936 - You guys have been cool. 1682 01:01:50,936 --> 01:01:51,769 Thanks a lot, man. 1683 01:01:51,769 --> 01:01:52,602 Good to see you guys. 1684 01:01:52,602 --> 01:01:53,435 Thanks for coming by. 1685 01:01:53,435 --> 01:01:54,290 I'm sorry I've gotta kick you out. 1686 01:01:54,290 --> 01:01:55,508 Terrible about it. 1687 01:01:55,508 --> 01:01:56,392 The neighbors and stuff. 1688 01:01:56,392 --> 01:01:57,908 - Hey, hey, um. 1689 01:01:57,908 --> 01:01:58,902 Marty, is it? 1690 01:01:58,902 --> 01:01:59,735 - Yeah, sorry, guys. 1691 01:01:59,735 --> 01:02:01,360 It's just getting like, really late. 1692 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:02,624 - I just wanted to say hi, 1693 01:02:02,624 --> 01:02:05,874 and my friend Charlie wanted to say hi. 1694 01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:09,342 - Yeah, yeah. Come on in. 1695 01:02:09,342 --> 01:02:10,254 Come on in. 1696 01:02:10,254 --> 01:02:11,145 - This is my friend Andy. 1697 01:02:11,145 --> 01:02:11,978 - [Marty] Hey, Andy. What's going on? 1698 01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:13,395 - Hey, what's up? 1699 01:02:15,687 --> 01:02:17,365 - [Voiceover] But with all that said and done, 1700 01:02:17,365 --> 01:02:19,809 it's time to get down and have some fun. 1701 01:02:19,809 --> 01:02:22,167 The brutal truth about coked-up afterparties 1702 01:02:22,167 --> 01:02:24,145 is that they can be a little dumb. 1703 01:02:24,145 --> 01:02:25,815 A bunch of kids sitting around the mirror 1704 01:02:25,815 --> 01:02:29,106 waiting for someone else to put out the next line. 1705 01:02:29,106 --> 01:02:31,026 - Dude, I know what the dizzle is here, man. 1706 01:02:31,026 --> 01:02:32,802 We're getting freaking shut out. 1707 01:02:32,802 --> 01:02:34,992 - I know, man. Dismissed. 1708 01:02:34,992 --> 01:02:36,153 - Fucking Stonewall Jackson. 1709 01:02:36,153 --> 01:02:37,214 What is this bullshit? 1710 01:02:37,214 --> 01:02:38,494 I don't know what is up with this shit. 1711 01:02:38,494 --> 01:02:42,385 - Hey. That Asian keeps looking over here. 1712 01:02:42,385 --> 01:02:43,708 - For reals? - Think she's into me. 1713 01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:45,024 - Ooh. - Dude. 1714 01:02:45,024 --> 01:02:46,775 Check out that fucking blondie right there. 1715 01:02:46,775 --> 01:02:49,417 - Well, I'm part asian. Caucasian. 1716 01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:50,959 - A-huh. 1717 01:02:50,959 --> 01:02:51,842 Dude, look at that skirt. 1718 01:02:51,842 --> 01:02:53,274 Look at that fucking skirt. 1719 01:02:53,274 --> 01:02:54,412 Bring that over here. 1720 01:02:54,412 --> 01:02:55,799 Bring that shit to me. 1721 01:02:55,799 --> 01:02:57,879 - Let's start our party here. 1722 01:02:57,879 --> 01:02:58,882 - It's fucking like an iceberg, 1723 01:02:58,882 --> 01:03:01,215 up in this fucking mug here. 1724 01:03:10,714 --> 01:03:11,547 - How we doing? 1725 01:03:11,547 --> 01:03:12,819 - Hi. - Hi. 1726 01:03:12,819 --> 01:03:13,736 - Hey. - Hi. 1727 01:03:15,666 --> 01:03:16,499 - Tiff the G. 1728 01:03:16,499 --> 01:03:17,469 - I'm Andy. - Bryce. 1729 01:03:17,469 --> 01:03:18,302 - Pleasure's all mine. 1730 01:03:18,302 --> 01:03:20,349 - Gina. - Gina, Andy. How's it going? 1731 01:03:20,349 --> 01:03:21,191 - Kelly. 1732 01:03:21,191 --> 01:03:22,783 - [Andy] What's up, Kelly, how's it going? 1733 01:03:22,783 --> 01:03:23,616 Hey, Andy. 1734 01:03:24,753 --> 01:03:25,990 - [Voiceover] Just a few years ago, 1735 01:03:25,990 --> 01:03:27,491 getting down after a night of partying 1736 01:03:27,491 --> 01:03:29,351 would have been an angst-ridden endeavor, 1737 01:03:29,351 --> 01:03:32,575 fraught with doubts about the upcoming performance. 1738 01:03:32,575 --> 01:03:35,724 - You know I never do this, right? 1739 01:03:35,724 --> 01:03:37,661 - [Voiceover] It's a hard fact that coke and ecstasy 1740 01:03:37,661 --> 01:03:39,029 can not only affect a boy's ability 1741 01:03:39,029 --> 01:03:41,475 to achieve or maintain an erection, 1742 01:03:41,475 --> 01:03:42,663 it can also shrink his manhood 1743 01:03:42,663 --> 01:03:44,424 to the size of a tater tot. 1744 01:03:44,424 --> 01:03:46,586 - It's okay, baby. 1745 01:03:46,586 --> 01:03:48,424 We can do other things. 1746 01:03:48,424 --> 01:03:49,384 - Hang on, give me a second. 1747 01:03:49,384 --> 01:03:50,958 I think it's getting hard. 1748 01:03:50,958 --> 01:03:52,958 (moans) 1749 01:03:53,824 --> 01:03:56,120 Aw, come on, little fella. 1750 01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:57,120 - I'm bored. 1751 01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:05,339 I'm going to go watch some TV. 1752 01:04:09,022 --> 01:04:11,516 - [Voiceover] Putty rope is no fun for anyone, 1753 01:04:11,516 --> 01:04:13,385 but nowadays we have a little blue pill 1754 01:04:13,385 --> 01:04:15,001 that helps us through the flaccid marshland 1755 01:04:15,001 --> 01:04:16,751 and onto hard ground. 1756 01:04:17,763 --> 01:04:21,436 - See how Brittany breaks off just a quarter of the pill, 1757 01:04:21,436 --> 01:04:23,187 and while Tony is not looking, 1758 01:04:23,187 --> 01:04:27,020 she crushes it into the cocaine on the mirror. 1759 01:04:29,664 --> 01:04:31,355 - Don't worry, big boy. 1760 01:04:31,355 --> 01:04:35,374 Let's just do the rest of these lines and hang out. 1761 01:04:35,374 --> 01:04:36,207 Here. 1762 01:04:41,796 --> 01:04:43,421 - [Voiceover] Don't be afraid, guys. 1763 01:04:43,421 --> 01:04:46,328 Viagra is not just for impotent men and geriatrics. 1764 01:04:46,328 --> 01:04:47,641 Don't take the whole thing. 1765 01:04:47,641 --> 01:04:48,483 They are not cheap, 1766 01:04:48,483 --> 01:04:50,472 and you'll be hard for the next two days straight. 1767 01:04:50,472 --> 01:04:51,835 Just bite a nick off the corner 1768 01:04:51,835 --> 01:04:54,953 half an hour before you're ready to rock and roll. 1769 01:04:54,953 --> 01:04:56,390 And once pfisar figures out how to combine 1770 01:04:56,390 --> 01:04:59,390 ecstasy and viagra in the same pill, 1771 01:05:01,376 --> 01:05:03,691 if god took drugs, this would be his favorite. 1772 01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:05,858 (moaning) 1773 01:05:07,294 --> 01:05:09,063 - You came already? 1774 01:05:09,063 --> 01:05:11,045 - [Voiceover] The only thing you need to worry about 1775 01:05:11,045 --> 01:05:12,551 are the warnings on the pill bottle. 1776 01:05:12,551 --> 01:05:14,335 - Oh my god. 1777 01:05:14,335 --> 01:05:15,337 - Oh, my chest. 1778 01:05:15,337 --> 01:05:16,587 - Are you okay? 1779 01:05:17,756 --> 01:05:18,840 Are you okay? 1780 01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:19,869 - Oh, shit. 1781 01:05:19,869 --> 01:05:21,063 - [Voiceover] Brittany's heart was in the right place, 1782 01:05:21,063 --> 01:05:22,950 but giving drugs to anyone without their knowledge 1783 01:05:22,950 --> 01:05:24,643 is definitely not cool. 1784 01:05:24,643 --> 01:05:25,720 - [Brittany] Hang in there. 1785 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:26,865 - [Voiceover] Tony is taking medication 1786 01:05:26,865 --> 01:05:29,412 for a hereditary cardiac condition. 1787 01:05:29,412 --> 01:05:31,153 - Fuck, my heart pills, man. 1788 01:05:31,153 --> 01:05:32,391 - Your what? 1789 01:05:32,391 --> 01:05:33,224 - My nitroglycerin. 1790 01:05:33,224 --> 01:05:34,495 I left it in the car. 1791 01:05:34,495 --> 01:05:36,290 - Eh, suck it up, bro. 1792 01:05:36,290 --> 01:05:37,595 - Oh my god. 1793 01:05:37,595 --> 01:05:38,428 - Don't you worry, miss. 1794 01:05:38,428 --> 01:05:40,332 Your boyfriend here is gonna be just fine. 1795 01:05:40,332 --> 01:05:42,040 - Oh, he's not my boyfriend. 1796 01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:43,263 I just met him tonight. 1797 01:05:43,263 --> 01:05:44,137 - Oh. 1798 01:05:44,137 --> 01:05:46,066 - I don't have a boyfriend. 1799 01:05:46,066 --> 01:05:47,523 - What a shame. 1800 01:05:47,523 --> 01:05:48,435 - You're so funny. 1801 01:05:48,435 --> 01:05:49,680 We should hang out sometime. 1802 01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:50,900 - Sure. 1803 01:05:50,900 --> 01:05:52,317 - Take my number. 1804 01:05:54,075 --> 01:05:54,908 Five five five. 1805 01:05:54,908 --> 01:05:55,978 - Five five five... 1806 01:05:55,978 --> 01:05:57,260 - [Voiceover] Poor Tony. 1807 01:05:57,260 --> 01:05:58,927 But knowing he has a heart condition, 1808 01:05:58,927 --> 01:06:01,106 playing around with cocaine wasn't the smartest thing 1809 01:06:01,106 --> 01:06:03,034 to do in the first place. 1810 01:06:03,034 --> 01:06:04,964 - [Voiceover] There are certain people you want to avoid 1811 01:06:04,964 --> 01:06:06,818 at afterparties. 1812 01:06:06,818 --> 01:06:08,605 The most common is the talker. 1813 01:06:08,605 --> 01:06:10,127 - Some people I think are like, four days a week, 1814 01:06:10,127 --> 01:06:11,653 or like, scientologists. 1815 01:06:11,653 --> 01:06:12,669 They're like, totally, like, crazy. 1816 01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:15,099 Like, they make like, no sense whatsoever. 1817 01:06:15,099 --> 01:06:16,747 But like, who like, cares about oil? 1818 01:06:16,747 --> 01:06:18,994 I mean, you just need it for cars and stuff. 1819 01:06:18,994 --> 01:06:21,175 Like, all these poor soldiers are like, dying... 1820 01:06:21,175 --> 01:06:22,842 - [Voiceover] We've all heard of coke whores. 1821 01:06:22,842 --> 01:06:24,611 These are coke bores. 1822 01:06:24,611 --> 01:06:26,607 - So cute, like, I love kittens and puppies, 1823 01:06:26,607 --> 01:06:28,779 and oh my god, no. 1824 01:06:28,779 --> 01:06:31,029 (grunting) 1825 01:06:32,284 --> 01:06:34,117 - Dude, that's enough. 1826 01:06:35,255 --> 01:06:37,722 - Oh my, what the fuck? 1827 01:06:37,722 --> 01:06:39,524 - [Voiceover] And musicians, this is not the time 1828 01:06:39,524 --> 01:06:42,854 or the place to jam or debut your band's new CD. 1829 01:06:42,854 --> 01:06:45,104 - Wait, listen to this bit. 1830 01:06:46,729 --> 01:06:49,666 - [Voiceover] And finally, the "is it any good" guy. 1831 01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:51,091 - What's up? 1832 01:06:51,091 --> 01:06:52,977 - How you doing? 1833 01:06:52,977 --> 01:06:54,491 You want a bump? 1834 01:06:54,491 --> 01:06:56,066 - Is it any good? 1835 01:06:56,066 --> 01:06:57,801 - Now you've fucking made it, mate. 1836 01:06:57,801 --> 01:06:59,113 - [Voiceover] If someone is nice enough to offer 1837 01:06:59,113 --> 01:07:02,113 their drugs to you, don't be a dick. 1838 01:07:02,952 --> 01:07:04,431 - Mind if I hit it? 1839 01:07:04,431 --> 01:07:06,166 - [Voiceover] To keep your afterparty fun, 1840 01:07:06,166 --> 01:07:08,001 have some activities arranged. 1841 01:07:08,001 --> 01:07:10,399 Charades can be fun, but guys, 1842 01:07:10,399 --> 01:07:13,266 especially macho guys, are often reluctant. 1843 01:07:13,266 --> 01:07:14,839 They will tattoo their knuckles 1844 01:07:14,839 --> 01:07:16,506 and mouth off at the cops, 1845 01:07:16,506 --> 01:07:19,511 but the sound chills their spine. 1846 01:07:19,511 --> 01:07:21,252 (people yelling out answers) 1847 01:07:21,252 --> 01:07:23,803 - Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. 1848 01:07:23,803 --> 01:07:25,714 - [Woman] God, you're so good. 1849 01:07:25,714 --> 01:07:26,547 Well done. 1850 01:07:29,454 --> 01:07:31,803 - [Woman] Get over here, come on! 1851 01:07:31,803 --> 01:07:34,470 - Uh, I ain't doing it. Too gay. 1852 01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:36,913 - [Voiceover] So have something 1853 01:07:36,913 --> 01:07:39,413 a little more manly available. 1854 01:07:54,293 --> 01:07:55,923 - [Voiceover] But do beware of the drunk guy. 1855 01:07:55,923 --> 01:07:57,956 - Is that lipstick? 1856 01:07:57,956 --> 01:07:59,608 Lip gloss? 1857 01:07:59,608 --> 01:08:00,441 Oh my god. 1858 01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:04,837 - He's got to go. 1859 01:08:04,837 --> 01:08:07,504 (country music) 1860 01:08:10,209 --> 01:08:12,709 - I really like your necklace. 1861 01:08:14,859 --> 01:08:16,762 - Dude, don't put it all out. 1862 01:08:16,762 --> 01:08:17,619 Save some for later. 1863 01:08:17,619 --> 01:08:19,263 - I don't give a fuck. 1864 01:08:19,263 --> 01:08:21,164 This is how I do. 1865 01:08:21,164 --> 01:08:23,836 - Hey, saddle up, right fellas? 1866 01:08:23,836 --> 01:08:24,720 I'm good. 1867 01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:26,048 - Aw, bro! 1868 01:08:26,048 --> 01:08:28,798 (angry shouting) 1869 01:08:31,599 --> 01:08:34,391 - You can microwave that. 1870 01:08:34,391 --> 01:08:35,317 ♫ I've got 10 four, 10 8, 1871 01:08:35,317 --> 01:08:37,559 ♫ and I've got the 10 36 1872 01:08:37,559 --> 01:08:38,679 ♫ I'd like to stick around 1873 01:08:38,679 --> 01:08:42,734 ♫ and get my menace dirt kicks ♫ 1874 01:08:42,734 --> 01:08:44,058 - [Voiceover] Board games rule, 1875 01:08:44,058 --> 01:08:46,063 and it's easy to turn pretty much any board game 1876 01:08:46,063 --> 01:08:47,896 into an adult version. 1877 01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:51,883 - Yep. Take it off. 1878 01:08:53,954 --> 01:08:55,037 That's right. 1879 01:08:56,412 --> 01:08:58,897 I meant your panties. 1880 01:08:58,897 --> 01:09:01,485 Ugh, that's fucked up. 1881 01:09:01,485 --> 01:09:03,159 - [Voiceover] Earlier on, we talked about the difference 1882 01:09:03,159 --> 01:09:06,046 between fun drugs and sketchy drugs. 1883 01:09:06,046 --> 01:09:08,943 Well, cocaine is a sketchy drug when it is smoked. 1884 01:09:08,943 --> 01:09:10,284 It also has the potential 1885 01:09:10,284 --> 01:09:12,269 to effect a small percentage of people 1886 01:09:12,269 --> 01:09:13,804 in a sketchy way, 1887 01:09:13,804 --> 01:09:15,689 by turning them into fiends. 1888 01:09:15,689 --> 01:09:17,474 - [Voiceover] You can always recognise a fiend. 1889 01:09:17,474 --> 01:09:18,646 They do not have their own drugs, 1890 01:09:18,646 --> 01:09:20,169 because they have done them all, 1891 01:09:20,169 --> 01:09:21,677 they cannot help but glance at the mirror 1892 01:09:21,677 --> 01:09:23,478 every thirty seconds. 1893 01:09:23,478 --> 01:09:25,229 They will scrape and scrape in between lines, 1894 01:09:25,229 --> 01:09:26,932 to get a few extra crumbs. 1895 01:09:26,932 --> 01:09:28,017 They will be calling drug dealers 1896 01:09:28,017 --> 01:09:30,561 at 10:30 the next morning. 1897 01:09:30,561 --> 01:09:32,565 - [Voiceover] It's no fun being a fiend. 1898 01:09:32,565 --> 01:09:34,156 But unlike the talker, 1899 01:09:34,156 --> 01:09:36,822 the fiend can be amusing. 1900 01:09:36,822 --> 01:09:38,375 - [Man] Are you from LA or are you... 1901 01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:41,542 - Um, um, I grew up in New York. Yeah. 1902 01:09:43,234 --> 01:09:44,347 - [Man] You doing the acting thing? 1903 01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:47,799 - Yeah, yeah, I've got all these offers and stuff, yeah. 1904 01:09:47,799 --> 01:09:49,723 - Cool, that's good. That's good. 1905 01:09:49,723 --> 01:09:51,010 Yeah, yeah, go ahead. 1906 01:09:51,010 --> 01:09:52,619 - [Voiceover] Sometimes, if the fiend is a girl, 1907 01:09:52,619 --> 01:09:54,960 she'll pretend to be into a boy, just for the drugs. 1908 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,319 - I did a fruit of the loom commercial. 1909 01:09:57,319 --> 01:09:58,690 - [Man] Were you like, the grapes? 1910 01:09:58,690 --> 01:09:59,637 - I was the banana. 1911 01:09:59,637 --> 01:10:00,470 - [Man] You were the banana. 1912 01:10:00,470 --> 01:10:01,303 - Mm-hm. 1913 01:10:01,303 --> 01:10:02,136 - [Man] I saw the grape... 1914 01:10:02,136 --> 01:10:02,969 - 'Cause I'm yellow, you know. 1915 01:10:02,969 --> 01:10:04,294 - No, no... 1916 01:10:04,294 --> 01:10:07,541 - [Voiceover] This girl is known as a coke tease. 1917 01:10:07,541 --> 01:10:08,374 - Can I? 1918 01:10:08,374 --> 01:10:09,317 - Please. 1919 01:10:09,317 --> 01:10:11,021 - [Voiceover] If a boy feels that this is the case, 1920 01:10:11,021 --> 01:10:12,611 there is a simple test he can use 1921 01:10:12,611 --> 01:10:14,380 known as the titty bump test. 1922 01:10:14,380 --> 01:10:18,547 - How about, how about you let me do one off your nipple? 1923 01:10:20,211 --> 01:10:21,717 - [Voiceover] Implants are particularly good 1924 01:10:21,717 --> 01:10:23,260 for the titty bump test, 1925 01:10:23,260 --> 01:10:26,079 because of the angle of the dangle. 1926 01:10:26,079 --> 01:10:27,274 Look at this graph. 1927 01:10:27,274 --> 01:10:29,094 Notice how the drugs fall to the floor 1928 01:10:29,094 --> 01:10:30,745 on the natural breast. 1929 01:10:30,745 --> 01:10:31,900 In this case, the girl should lean back 1930 01:10:31,900 --> 01:10:33,150 to avoid waste. 1931 01:10:33,995 --> 01:10:36,260 The augmented breast is more pronounced, 1932 01:10:36,260 --> 01:10:38,199 so the cocaine is able to get good purchase 1933 01:10:38,199 --> 01:10:39,235 on the nipple. 1934 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,575 The fake breast also lends a frisson of Vegas 1935 01:10:41,575 --> 01:10:43,083 to the whole situation, 1936 01:10:43,083 --> 01:10:46,166 which most kids agree is kind of fun. 1937 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:48,412 And the experienced titty bumper 1938 01:10:48,412 --> 01:10:50,737 can easily parlay the titty bump test 1939 01:10:50,737 --> 01:10:51,904 into a suckle. 1940 01:11:03,609 --> 01:11:04,799 - [Voiceover] Even if the girl refuses, 1941 01:11:04,799 --> 01:11:07,882 the titty bump test rarely backfires. 1942 01:11:10,332 --> 01:11:13,827 - That guy just asked me to do a line off my breast. 1943 01:11:13,827 --> 01:11:15,321 - What an asshole! 1944 01:11:15,321 --> 01:11:17,264 - You know what, I'll go talk to him. 1945 01:11:17,264 --> 01:11:18,999 Let me talk to him. 1946 01:11:18,999 --> 01:11:20,487 - Are you kidding? 1947 01:11:20,487 --> 01:11:21,533 - So wrong. 1948 01:11:21,533 --> 01:11:23,366 - Yeah. Did you do it? 1949 01:11:26,249 --> 01:11:30,613 - Did you just ask to do a bump off of June's titty? 1950 01:11:30,613 --> 01:11:31,446 - Yeah. 1951 01:11:32,606 --> 01:11:34,113 - That takes a lot of balls, man. 1952 01:11:34,113 --> 01:11:35,284 Way to go. 1953 01:11:35,284 --> 01:11:36,125 For real, between you and me, 1954 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,516 that chick is a complete fiend. 1955 01:11:37,516 --> 01:11:38,686 She's always mooching coke, 1956 01:11:38,686 --> 01:11:39,821 never buying it. 1957 01:11:39,821 --> 01:11:40,654 - Tell me about it. 1958 01:11:40,654 --> 01:11:42,316 She left me like, two lines, man. 1959 01:11:42,316 --> 01:11:43,455 You want to do one? 1960 01:11:43,455 --> 01:11:44,421 - Yeah. 1961 01:11:44,421 --> 01:11:46,170 Can I do it off your titty? 1962 01:11:46,170 --> 01:11:49,128 Nah, I'm fucking with you. 1963 01:11:49,128 --> 01:11:53,554 - [Voiceover] But it's not all loss and tomfoolery. 1964 01:11:53,554 --> 01:11:56,393 Would you have unprotected sex with this person? 1965 01:11:56,393 --> 01:11:57,909 Bad example. 1966 01:11:57,909 --> 01:12:00,134 What about this person? 1967 01:12:00,134 --> 01:12:03,579 Well, sharing a straw is just like doing this. 1968 01:12:03,579 --> 01:12:05,121 - [Voiceover] A sobering thought, 1969 01:12:05,121 --> 01:12:06,380 and sobriety has its place 1970 01:12:06,380 --> 01:12:09,630 in a life of kids who want to get down. 1971 01:12:10,542 --> 01:12:11,959 Mostly in the mornings, 1972 01:12:11,959 --> 01:12:13,542 and some afternoons too, 1973 01:12:13,542 --> 01:12:14,694 but it's almost impossible 1974 01:12:14,694 --> 01:12:17,694 to get down and be sober, so beware. 1975 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,573 - Hey, you want a bump? 1976 01:12:20,573 --> 01:12:22,205 - Nah, I'm straight-edge. 1977 01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:23,713 I don't need that shit. 1978 01:12:23,713 --> 01:12:26,785 - I don't need it either, but it's fun. 1979 01:12:26,785 --> 01:12:28,169 - No, it's a cop-out. 1980 01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:30,197 What are you trying to escape from? 1981 01:12:30,197 --> 01:12:31,280 - Mostly you. 1982 01:12:32,605 --> 01:12:35,688 What are you even doing here, anyway? 1983 01:12:38,442 --> 01:12:41,442 - You know, I don't do coke, either. 1984 01:12:44,362 --> 01:12:45,955 - [Voiceover] With all the fun you've been having, 1985 01:12:45,955 --> 01:12:49,624 the time flies, and it's soon 5:30 AM. 1986 01:12:49,624 --> 01:12:51,575 At about this time, some bright spark 1987 01:12:51,575 --> 01:12:54,366 will start making plans for tomorrow, 1988 01:12:54,366 --> 01:12:55,882 with their new best friends. 1989 01:12:55,882 --> 01:12:57,176 - Let's go to Vegas. 1990 01:12:57,176 --> 01:12:58,805 - Yes, that is a good idea. 1991 01:12:58,805 --> 01:12:59,874 - For real, dudes. 1992 01:12:59,874 --> 01:13:01,725 - Let's go get a pint. 1993 01:13:01,725 --> 01:13:03,722 - [Voiceover] You can agree to do any of these things 1994 01:13:03,722 --> 01:13:05,859 because everybody knows that there is no way 1995 01:13:05,859 --> 01:13:07,831 it'll actually happen. 1996 01:13:07,831 --> 01:13:09,219 It's more of a ritual, 1997 01:13:09,219 --> 01:13:11,074 during which boys and girls can pretend 1998 01:13:11,074 --> 01:13:13,816 that the following day is not a complete write-off. 1999 01:13:13,816 --> 01:13:16,066 - We should all go play paintball. 2000 01:13:16,066 --> 01:13:16,899 - Yes. 2001 01:13:17,834 --> 01:13:18,677 - [Voiceover] With morning approaching, 2002 01:13:18,677 --> 01:13:21,016 it's nearly time to go home with that special boy or girl 2003 01:13:21,016 --> 01:13:22,794 you've been flirting with all night. 2004 01:13:22,794 --> 01:13:26,961 - They all left me and now I don't have a ride home. 2005 01:13:28,311 --> 01:13:30,249 - Look, I could probably give you a ride. 2006 01:13:30,249 --> 01:13:31,813 - [Voiceover] Or if they have already gone, 2007 01:13:31,813 --> 01:13:34,937 then with the best of whoever's left. 2008 01:13:34,937 --> 01:13:38,551 - But first, why don't we stop at my place? 2009 01:13:38,551 --> 01:13:39,430 - Okay. 2010 01:13:39,430 --> 01:13:41,180 - All right, hold on. 2011 01:13:42,334 --> 01:13:44,382 - [Voiceover] Guide tip number four. 2012 01:13:44,382 --> 01:13:46,646 Remember your sunglasses. 2013 01:13:46,646 --> 01:13:49,229 (upbeat music) 2014 01:13:56,370 --> 01:13:57,893 Try not to hate the rest of the world 2015 01:13:57,893 --> 01:14:00,393 as it goes about its business. 2016 01:14:01,683 --> 01:14:04,683 Remember, it's you who is the freak. 2017 01:14:08,463 --> 01:14:10,248 ♫ Sirens sounding out 2018 01:14:10,248 --> 01:14:14,010 ♫ Are we going to war 2019 01:14:14,010 --> 01:14:18,177 ♫ A film of yesterday on a broken-down door 2020 01:14:19,678 --> 01:14:24,554 ♫ Send me something real to ignore or explore 2021 01:14:24,554 --> 01:14:28,721 ♫ And I'll show you all the things that I saw 2022 01:14:30,972 --> 01:14:35,139 ♫ Today, the words don't mean enough of us to say 2023 01:14:38,272 --> 01:14:40,939 ♫ For us to say 2024 01:14:42,272 --> 01:14:46,439 ♫ Today, to steal the moment that we gave away 2025 01:14:49,462 --> 01:14:52,045 ♫ We gave away 2026 01:14:53,177 --> 01:14:57,344 ♫ Gave it away ♫ 2027 01:15:20,412 --> 01:15:22,660 - So like, I'm a real romantic kind of girl. 2028 01:15:22,660 --> 01:15:26,280 I love relationships, I love when guys bring me roses, 2029 01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,732 and candlelit dinners are the best. 2030 01:15:28,732 --> 01:15:30,972 And also, I love long walks, 2031 01:15:30,972 --> 01:15:33,455 and I think the best part about relationships 2032 01:15:33,455 --> 01:15:35,080 is good communication, like, 2033 01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:37,119 when you finish each other's sentences. 2034 01:15:37,119 --> 01:15:39,623 I mean, it's so cool, because it's like two minds, 2035 01:15:39,623 --> 01:15:42,298 but you really are thinking with one. 2036 01:15:42,298 --> 01:15:43,594 What are you doing? 2037 01:15:43,594 --> 01:15:45,444 - Well, I guess there's only one way to shut you up, 2038 01:15:45,444 --> 01:15:46,634 isn't there? 2039 01:15:46,634 --> 01:15:49,228 - No, I mean, anyways, I like, 2040 01:15:49,228 --> 01:15:51,114 I love, like, when a guy picks me up 2041 01:15:51,114 --> 01:15:54,512 and like, he opens the door for me. 2042 01:15:54,512 --> 01:15:55,517 I like chivalry, 2043 01:15:55,517 --> 01:15:59,434 it just makes you feel like such a classy lady. 2044 01:16:01,748 --> 01:16:03,113 - [Voiceover] In an ideal world, 2045 01:16:03,113 --> 01:16:05,631 you will have a great time getting down with your friend, 2046 01:16:05,631 --> 01:16:07,282 and will wake up the following morning 2047 01:16:07,282 --> 01:16:09,950 and swear undying love for each other. 2048 01:16:09,950 --> 01:16:12,334 But sometimes, it wasn't meant to be. 2049 01:16:12,334 --> 01:16:13,503 - Yeah, I just woke up, 2050 01:16:13,503 --> 01:16:15,904 and I've got Run DMC in my bed. 2051 01:16:15,904 --> 01:16:17,471 The fuck am I supposed to do? 2052 01:16:17,471 --> 01:16:20,040 - Oh, just, I don't know. 2053 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:22,741 Tell him your mom's coming over or something. 2054 01:16:22,741 --> 01:16:24,081 - All right, I'll call you later. 2055 01:16:24,081 --> 01:16:24,914 Bye bye. 2056 01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:25,914 - 'Kay, bye. 2057 01:16:30,002 --> 01:16:31,618 - Hey. 2058 01:16:31,618 --> 01:16:33,429 - Watch out, Eli. 2059 01:16:33,429 --> 01:16:35,717 World's gonna get the gold chains. 2060 01:16:35,717 --> 01:16:37,050 - Uh, Joey. Hey. 2061 01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:40,752 Hey, I just talked to my mom. 2062 01:16:40,752 --> 01:16:42,604 She just called, and she's coming to take me to breakfast 2063 01:16:42,604 --> 01:16:43,555 in like, ten minutes. 2064 01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:46,435 - Look, I just want to sleep for like, ten more minutes. 2065 01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:49,192 And you go eat a biscuit or something. 2066 01:16:49,192 --> 01:16:50,378 - Oh my god. 2067 01:16:50,378 --> 01:16:52,877 Seriously, you gotta get up. 2068 01:16:52,877 --> 01:16:54,877 Please? Please. Come on. 2069 01:16:55,717 --> 01:16:57,955 - Come on, man, I'm trying to sleep! 2070 01:16:57,955 --> 01:16:59,398 God damn, I'm tired. 2071 01:16:59,398 --> 01:17:01,997 I'm tired. Look at my face. 2072 01:17:01,997 --> 01:17:02,840 Tired. 2073 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:05,340 - Get the fuck out of my room! 2074 01:17:06,174 --> 01:17:07,277 - God damn. 2075 01:17:07,277 --> 01:17:08,971 - I just asked you nicely to get out of my bed. 2076 01:17:08,971 --> 01:17:10,402 Now please put your santa suit on, 2077 01:17:10,402 --> 01:17:11,235 and get the fuck out. 2078 01:17:11,235 --> 01:17:12,137 - [Joey] Oh, my santa suit. 2079 01:17:12,137 --> 01:17:13,569 What happened to morning manners? 2080 01:17:13,569 --> 01:17:14,840 That's some bullshit. 2081 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:15,960 - That's not bullshit. 2082 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:16,793 - [Joey] Yeah, it is. 2083 01:17:16,793 --> 01:17:17,626 - That outfit's bullshit. 2084 01:17:17,626 --> 01:17:19,345 - All right, man, I'm getting out of here. 2085 01:17:19,345 --> 01:17:21,014 You know what, this is whack. 2086 01:17:21,014 --> 01:17:22,621 All you bitches are the same, man. 2087 01:17:22,621 --> 01:17:24,078 All act the same, man. 2088 01:17:24,078 --> 01:17:24,911 And you know what? 2089 01:17:24,911 --> 01:17:26,040 I don't want to say nothing last night, 2090 01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,632 but your house smells like cat shit. 2091 01:17:28,632 --> 01:17:30,579 Smells like Garfield just walked up in here 2092 01:17:30,579 --> 01:17:31,808 and took a shit. 2093 01:17:31,808 --> 01:17:34,024 Here's my goddamn glasses, man. 2094 01:17:34,024 --> 01:17:35,261 And you know what, one day, 2095 01:17:35,261 --> 01:17:37,314 one day you're gonna be all by yourself! 2096 01:17:37,314 --> 01:17:38,552 - Are you still talking? 2097 01:17:38,552 --> 01:17:39,724 - And you're gonna be sitting here, 2098 01:17:39,724 --> 01:17:41,805 with all the cats, and you're gonna be playing poker, 2099 01:17:41,805 --> 01:17:43,009 or whatever the fuck y'all be doing, 2100 01:17:43,009 --> 01:17:44,675 because you ain't got no goddamn friends, 2101 01:17:44,675 --> 01:17:45,770 and they're gonna be shitting, 2102 01:17:45,770 --> 01:17:47,438 and you're gonna be sitting in your rocking chair 2103 01:17:47,438 --> 01:17:48,506 because you're crazy. 2104 01:17:48,506 --> 01:17:49,584 And you're gonna have a grey mohawk. 2105 01:17:49,584 --> 01:17:51,421 - Shut the fuck up. 2106 01:17:51,421 --> 01:17:53,786 Will you just shut the fuck up and get out of my house? 2107 01:17:53,786 --> 01:17:56,138 - I'm out. I'm out of here. 2108 01:17:56,138 --> 01:17:57,871 - [Girl] Good. Get. Go. Scram. 2109 01:17:57,871 --> 01:17:59,559 Get out, get the fuck out. 2110 01:17:59,559 --> 01:18:00,392 - This is nasty. 2111 01:18:00,392 --> 01:18:02,113 I see, there is shit over here. 2112 01:18:02,113 --> 01:18:03,317 - You never shut up. 2113 01:18:03,317 --> 01:18:05,227 You talk and talk and talk and talk... 2114 01:18:05,227 --> 01:18:06,365 - This is not sexy. 2115 01:18:06,365 --> 01:18:08,469 Do you keep human shit on the side of your bed? 2116 01:18:08,469 --> 01:18:10,356 Huh? That's what it smells like. 2117 01:18:10,356 --> 01:18:12,116 Does your cat used to be a man? 2118 01:18:12,116 --> 01:18:13,700 Because it smells like man shit in here. 2119 01:18:13,700 --> 01:18:15,192 - Just get out. 2120 01:18:15,192 --> 01:18:17,530 Put your fucking sneakers on and run. 2121 01:18:17,530 --> 01:18:18,914 Get the fuck out! 2122 01:18:18,914 --> 01:18:19,747 - You know what? 2123 01:18:19,747 --> 01:18:20,580 - [Kate] Bye. 2124 01:18:20,580 --> 01:18:22,255 - I'm gonna tell all my boys that you got a mohawk 2125 01:18:22,255 --> 01:18:23,247 on your pussy. 2126 01:18:23,247 --> 01:18:25,405 Your pussy mohawk! 2127 01:18:25,405 --> 01:18:26,727 - [Voiceover] Bad planning on Kate's part 2128 01:18:26,727 --> 01:18:30,482 has led to a tense situation in the morning. 2129 01:18:30,482 --> 01:18:32,495 But look what happens if she had laid the groundwork 2130 01:18:32,495 --> 01:18:33,912 the night before. 2131 01:18:41,883 --> 01:18:43,993 - You can come in for a little bit, 2132 01:18:43,993 --> 01:18:46,350 hang out, whatever, but you can't stay the night. 2133 01:18:46,350 --> 01:18:49,045 Because my mom's coming in the morning. 2134 01:18:49,045 --> 01:18:51,747 If she sees you here, she'll freak out, okay? 2135 01:18:51,747 --> 01:18:54,900 - That's cool. That's all right. 2136 01:18:54,900 --> 01:18:56,473 - Awesome. 2137 01:18:56,473 --> 01:18:58,434 Oh, and I'm not gonna fuck you. 2138 01:18:58,434 --> 01:18:59,267 - I know. 2139 01:19:03,821 --> 01:19:04,654 Aw, shit. 2140 01:19:07,379 --> 01:19:08,816 - [Voiceover] Nobody likes a stranger in their bed 2141 01:19:08,816 --> 01:19:10,315 after a hard night out, 2142 01:19:10,315 --> 01:19:12,977 so not staying over is definitely the way to go. 2143 01:19:12,977 --> 01:19:15,539 But beware, anyone under the age of 23 2144 01:19:15,539 --> 01:19:18,037 will need cab money in order to get themselves home. 2145 01:19:18,037 --> 01:19:20,043 - You need some cab money? 2146 01:19:20,043 --> 01:19:22,021 - Yeah. 20 would be great. 2147 01:19:22,021 --> 01:19:23,348 - It's around the block. 2148 01:19:23,348 --> 01:19:24,313 - Just shut up. 2149 01:19:24,313 --> 01:19:25,499 - [Voiceover] Be a stand-up guy. 2150 01:19:25,499 --> 01:19:26,812 Don't make her ask. 2151 01:19:26,812 --> 01:19:27,871 - Here's five. 2152 01:19:27,871 --> 01:19:28,711 - Thanks. 2153 01:19:28,711 --> 01:19:29,717 - [Voiceover] So keep some small bills around, 2154 01:19:29,717 --> 01:19:32,124 for just such an occasion. 2155 01:19:32,124 --> 01:19:34,914 - Hey, can I borrow these? 2156 01:19:34,914 --> 01:19:35,968 - Oh. 2157 01:19:35,968 --> 01:19:37,550 - Thanks. 2158 01:19:37,550 --> 01:19:39,231 - I just paid eight bucks for those! 2159 01:19:39,231 --> 01:19:40,228 - [Voiceover] And remember, 2160 01:19:40,228 --> 01:19:44,061 anything she borrows you will never see again. 2161 01:19:45,026 --> 01:19:47,971 Drugs and alcohol, while a lot of fun, 2162 01:19:47,971 --> 01:19:49,724 are not known for the wisdom they lend 2163 01:19:49,724 --> 01:19:51,854 to the decision-making process. 2164 01:19:51,854 --> 01:19:54,466 If you are thinking about going home with someone, 2165 01:19:54,466 --> 01:19:57,742 but you are not sure, or you know you're wasted, 2166 01:19:57,742 --> 01:19:58,659 then don't. 2167 01:20:02,212 --> 01:20:03,981 - There's my house. 2168 01:20:03,981 --> 01:20:05,898 Trees and stuff, and... 2169 01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:14,599 - You know, um, I can't do this. 2170 01:20:16,192 --> 01:20:18,119 - What do you mean, you can't do this? 2171 01:20:18,119 --> 01:20:20,252 - I can't do this. I can't do this. 2172 01:20:20,252 --> 01:20:22,120 I can't do this. 2173 01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:23,060 - We don't have to have this, 2174 01:20:23,060 --> 01:20:23,893 you know what I mean? 2175 01:20:23,893 --> 01:20:25,009 - No, it's not about that. 2176 01:20:25,009 --> 01:20:28,259 It's... I'm a second-date kind of girl. 2177 01:20:29,268 --> 01:20:31,010 - All right, well, we can just go inside... 2178 01:20:31,010 --> 01:20:33,343 - And I'll call you. 2179 01:20:33,343 --> 01:20:35,971 You're a really great guy, Orlando. 2180 01:20:35,971 --> 01:20:37,495 And I'll call you. 2181 01:20:37,495 --> 01:20:39,348 I promise, I'll call you. 2182 01:20:39,348 --> 01:20:42,193 - You don't have my number. 2183 01:20:42,193 --> 01:20:44,276 - Oh. Uh, uh, what is it? 2184 01:20:48,021 --> 01:20:49,320 - [Voiceover] In cases like these, 2185 01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:53,487 your hand is your friend, so show it some appreciation. 2186 01:20:58,733 --> 01:21:00,028 Of all the advice in this guide, 2187 01:21:00,028 --> 01:21:03,230 this is the truest for both boys and girls. 2188 01:21:03,230 --> 01:21:05,721 Go home alone, pull your pod, 2189 01:21:05,721 --> 01:21:08,156 choke your chicken, beat your meat. 2190 01:21:08,156 --> 01:21:10,111 - You want to make party with me? 2191 01:21:10,111 --> 01:21:11,693 - [Voiceover] Girls, rub one out, 2192 01:21:11,693 --> 01:21:13,933 diddle the skittle, check your oil. 2193 01:21:13,933 --> 01:21:16,644 - Hey, this soap scum comes right off. 2194 01:21:16,644 --> 01:21:17,906 - [Voiceover] Spare a thought for all those 2195 01:21:17,906 --> 01:21:19,576 who have made your night fun. 2196 01:21:19,576 --> 01:21:20,468 - Now, you explain to me what the heck 2197 01:21:20,468 --> 01:21:22,868 vicious masturbation is. 2198 01:21:22,868 --> 01:21:24,070 - [Voiceover] And for those who have to clear 2199 01:21:24,070 --> 01:21:25,428 up your mess this morning. 2200 01:21:25,428 --> 01:21:27,595 - You fucking cocksuckers. 2201 01:21:40,139 --> 01:21:41,369 - Felix? 2202 01:21:41,369 --> 01:21:43,786 Call me back. It's important. 2203 01:21:46,297 --> 01:21:47,130 - My god. 2204 01:21:49,242 --> 01:21:51,400 The hell is going on here? 2205 01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:53,023 - Did Felix send you? 2206 01:21:53,023 --> 01:21:54,548 - No. Marty! 2207 01:21:54,548 --> 01:21:56,477 Oh my god, my house. 2208 01:21:56,477 --> 01:21:57,310 Marty! 2209 01:21:59,533 --> 01:22:01,184 - Fuck. 2210 01:22:01,184 --> 01:22:02,017 - Marty! 2211 01:22:04,121 --> 01:22:05,866 What is going on here? 2212 01:22:05,866 --> 01:22:08,105 - I had a couple people over. 2213 01:22:08,105 --> 01:22:09,443 - They all gotta go, Marty. 2214 01:22:09,443 --> 01:22:10,750 She's gotta go, 2215 01:22:10,750 --> 01:22:11,768 he's gotta go. 2216 01:22:11,768 --> 01:22:12,814 Oh, don't drop the... 2217 01:22:12,814 --> 01:22:14,574 - Everybody, everyone's gone. 2218 01:22:14,574 --> 01:22:15,407 We gotta go. 2219 01:22:15,407 --> 01:22:16,240 - I'm waiting for someone. 2220 01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:17,595 - No, sweetheart, you're leaving. 2221 01:22:17,595 --> 01:22:18,558 Everybody out, huh? 2222 01:22:18,558 --> 01:22:19,438 That was really good, Marty. 2223 01:22:19,438 --> 01:22:20,636 - Everybody, guys, you guys, 2224 01:22:20,636 --> 01:22:22,058 you gotta get out of here. 2225 01:22:22,058 --> 01:22:23,061 They're gone, they're gone. 2226 01:22:23,061 --> 01:22:24,086 - Everybody! 2227 01:22:24,086 --> 01:22:25,756 You know who everybody means? 2228 01:22:25,756 --> 01:22:26,589 You. 'Kay? 2229 01:22:27,879 --> 01:22:28,763 Anything else? 2230 01:22:28,763 --> 01:22:32,629 - Uh, I wouldn't look in your bathroom for a while. 2231 01:22:32,629 --> 01:22:34,025 And don't look in the pool. 2232 01:22:34,025 --> 01:22:35,810 The pool's kind of... 2233 01:22:35,810 --> 01:22:38,070 Don't look at the pool. 2234 01:22:38,070 --> 01:22:40,230 - [Voiceover] If you have to be at work in a few hours, 2235 01:22:40,230 --> 01:22:42,075 have your excuse ready. 2236 01:22:42,075 --> 01:22:43,364 - I'm totally bloated. 2237 01:22:43,364 --> 01:22:44,938 I'm just a monster. 2238 01:22:44,938 --> 01:22:46,798 - [Voiceover] Or better... 2239 01:22:46,798 --> 01:22:48,265 - I'm really, really sick. 2240 01:22:48,265 --> 01:22:49,664 - [Voiceover] Because this isn't even a lie. 2241 01:22:49,664 --> 01:22:52,291 - I think I ate bad shrimp. 2242 01:22:52,291 --> 01:22:53,207 - [Voiceover] And as for those boys and girls 2243 01:22:53,207 --> 01:22:54,874 who did struggle in, 2244 01:22:56,836 --> 01:22:59,494 cut them a little slack. 2245 01:22:59,494 --> 01:23:01,161 Don't talk too loud. 2246 01:23:09,657 --> 01:23:10,576 But most of all, 2247 01:23:10,576 --> 01:23:12,493 don't beat yourself up. 2248 01:23:13,574 --> 01:23:15,569 - [Voiceover] You had more fun in the last 10 hours 2249 01:23:15,569 --> 01:23:17,734 than most people do in a month. 2250 01:23:17,734 --> 01:23:20,317 - [Voiceover] Don't be ashamed. 2251 01:23:24,514 --> 01:23:25,347 - Eugene. 2252 01:23:26,482 --> 01:23:28,048 My butt hurts. 2253 01:23:28,048 --> 01:23:29,431 - No it doesn't. 2254 01:23:29,431 --> 01:23:31,181 Don't be such a baby. 2255 01:23:33,010 --> 01:23:36,049 - [Voiceover] Don't give up. 2256 01:23:36,049 --> 01:23:37,672 - [Voiceover] Try not to freak out. 2257 01:23:37,672 --> 01:23:38,854 - Peter. 2258 01:23:38,854 --> 01:23:39,729 Hey, Peter. 2259 01:23:39,729 --> 01:23:40,562 Peter. 2260 01:23:40,562 --> 01:23:41,395 - What? 2261 01:23:41,395 --> 01:23:42,694 - Hey, Greg just called. 2262 01:23:42,694 --> 01:23:46,158 He said something about finding Tony's pills in his car? 2263 01:23:46,158 --> 01:23:48,454 He wants to know if he still needs them. 2264 01:23:48,454 --> 01:23:50,189 - Why are you asking me? 2265 01:23:50,189 --> 01:23:52,977 - Well, because he's not here. 2266 01:23:52,977 --> 01:23:54,060 - Woo! A-huh! 2267 01:23:55,476 --> 01:23:56,842 You like that, eh? 2268 01:23:56,842 --> 01:23:57,675 Woo! 2269 01:24:00,194 --> 01:24:03,944 - Trust me. He's having the time of his life. 2270 01:24:10,442 --> 01:24:11,905 - So, hello. 2271 01:24:11,905 --> 01:24:13,988 Let's have a little look. 2272 01:24:15,433 --> 01:24:16,266 Oh, yes. 2273 01:24:18,441 --> 01:24:20,524 Oh. Redness and swelling. 2274 01:24:23,324 --> 01:24:26,324 Smoke this twice a day before meals. 2275 01:24:29,490 --> 01:24:32,990 And complete the full course of treatment. 2276 01:24:34,507 --> 01:24:36,528 - Are you a real doctor? 2277 01:24:36,528 --> 01:24:37,582 - Of course I'm a real doctor. 2278 01:24:37,582 --> 01:24:38,915 - He's a doctor. 2279 01:24:40,107 --> 01:24:40,940 - Thanks. 2280 01:24:42,684 --> 01:24:45,767 - Jesus christ, fucking loud as hell. 2281 01:24:47,189 --> 01:24:48,528 - [Voiceover] Just chill. 2282 01:24:48,528 --> 01:24:51,195 Phoenix-like, you'll rise again. 2283 01:24:52,641 --> 01:24:55,199 - Jesus christ, people are trying to sleep. 2284 01:24:55,199 --> 01:24:58,616 - [Voiceover] It's four o'clock, asshole. 2285 01:25:00,765 --> 01:25:03,510 - Dude, I scored with the hottest chick last night. 2286 01:25:03,510 --> 01:25:04,696 - The three-one ho, I know. 2287 01:25:04,696 --> 01:25:05,884 I was there. 2288 01:25:05,884 --> 01:25:08,551 - I just sent you some pictures. 2289 01:25:09,909 --> 01:25:12,133 - Dude, she's a freaking porno waiting to happen. 2290 01:25:12,133 --> 01:25:13,152 Did you tag her? 2291 01:25:13,152 --> 01:25:14,416 - Dude, it was insane. 2292 01:25:14,416 --> 01:25:17,522 We got it on like Donkey Kong. 2293 01:25:17,522 --> 01:25:19,129 - [Andy] Dude, is she asleep? 2294 01:25:19,129 --> 01:25:22,027 - Well, she wouldn't, you know, let me take any while... 2295 01:25:22,027 --> 01:25:23,139 She was hot, man. 2296 01:25:23,139 --> 01:25:24,587 I needed proof. 2297 01:25:24,587 --> 01:25:25,810 - I don't blame you, bro. 2298 01:25:25,810 --> 01:25:26,658 Nice one. 2299 01:25:26,658 --> 01:25:28,326 This is going right to the front of the spankadex. 2300 01:25:28,326 --> 01:25:29,159 - Dude. 2301 01:25:33,205 --> 01:25:35,122 She left her scrunchie. 2302 01:25:37,986 --> 01:25:40,486 Aw, you gotta smell this, bro. 2303 01:25:47,195 --> 01:25:48,028 Peaches. 2304 01:25:49,655 --> 01:25:51,827 - The sweet smell of success. 2305 01:25:51,827 --> 01:25:53,436 - Like a bouquet. 2306 01:25:53,436 --> 01:25:54,936 - Nice going, bro. 2307 01:26:01,934 --> 01:26:03,517 - Ugh. Never again. 2308 01:26:05,807 --> 01:26:07,532 - [Voiceover] Guide tip number six. 2309 01:26:07,532 --> 01:26:10,959 Never again, well, not for a few days anyway. 2310 01:26:10,959 --> 01:26:11,927 - Peter! 2311 01:26:11,927 --> 01:26:13,866 Bring your skinny ass up here. 2312 01:26:13,866 --> 01:26:15,533 Give me some loving. 2313 01:26:16,458 --> 01:26:18,968 Come home to mama, baby. 2314 01:26:18,968 --> 01:26:21,385 - Here I come, are you ready? 2315 01:26:26,347 --> 01:26:29,264 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck that, man. 2316 01:26:31,753 --> 01:26:35,484 All I do all day is max and relax and smoke pot. 2317 01:26:35,484 --> 01:26:37,141 You ask me how much, dude? 2318 01:26:37,141 --> 01:26:39,299 Well, a whole lot. 2319 01:26:39,299 --> 01:26:40,848 Got so many fucking lines, 2320 01:26:40,848 --> 01:26:43,142 my horizon needs botox. 2321 01:26:43,142 --> 01:26:45,817 ♫ Last night I banged a chick with a mohawk 2322 01:26:45,817 --> 01:26:47,668 ♫ I beat it up, she was Rodney King, 2323 01:26:47,668 --> 01:26:49,571 ♫ I was full Cox. 2324 01:26:49,571 --> 01:26:51,239 ♫ I think I forgot to use a rubber, man, 2325 01:26:51,239 --> 01:26:52,072 ♫ I hope not 2326 01:26:52,072 --> 01:26:53,099 ♫ 'Cause I don't know what the fuck 2327 01:26:53,099 --> 01:26:55,230 ♫ That punk rock ho got 2328 01:26:55,230 --> 01:26:56,923 ♫ Tick tock, and you don't stop 2329 01:26:56,923 --> 01:26:58,616 ♫ Unless you're a crazy motherfucker 2330 01:26:58,616 --> 01:27:00,738 ♫ And you're rocking a broke watch 2331 01:27:00,738 --> 01:27:02,947 ♫ But fuck that, cause I don't need no clock 2332 01:27:02,947 --> 01:27:04,368 ♫ To tell me, Jonny 2333 01:27:04,368 --> 01:27:08,535 ♫ That it's time to do the robot ♫ 2334 01:27:13,108 --> 01:27:15,560 - That feels hard, right? 2335 01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:18,227 (intense music) 2336 01:27:45,203 --> 01:27:48,848 ♫ Fight for your right to 2337 01:27:48,848 --> 01:27:50,848 ♫ Party 2338 01:27:52,589 --> 01:27:56,343 ♫ Fight for your right to 2339 01:27:56,343 --> 01:27:58,510 ♫ Be free 2340 01:28:00,124 --> 01:28:03,612 ♫ Fight for your right to 2341 01:28:03,612 --> 01:28:06,195 ♫ Say anything 2342 01:28:07,611 --> 01:28:10,954 ♫ Fight for your right to 2343 01:28:10,954 --> 01:28:13,287 ♫ Be anyone 2344 01:28:14,971 --> 01:28:17,304 ♫ Get naked 2345 01:28:18,851 --> 01:28:21,101 ♫ Shake it 2346 01:29:00,681 --> 01:29:03,896 ♫ Fight for your right to 2347 01:29:03,896 --> 01:29:05,896 ♫ Party 2348 01:29:07,546 --> 01:29:11,235 ♫ Fight for your right to 2349 01:29:11,235 --> 01:29:13,402 ♫ Be free 2350 01:29:15,258 --> 01:29:18,494 ♫ Fight for your right to 2351 01:29:18,494 --> 01:29:21,077 ♫ Say anything 2352 01:29:22,441 --> 01:29:25,962 ♫ Fight for your right to 2353 01:29:25,962 --> 01:29:28,295 ♫ Be anyone 2354 01:29:29,996 --> 01:29:32,329 ♫ Get naked 2355 01:29:33,810 --> 01:29:36,060 ♫ Shake it 2356 01:29:37,643 --> 01:29:39,893 ♫ Shake it 2357 01:29:41,274 --> 01:29:43,524 ♫ Shake it 2358 01:30:41,428 --> 01:30:44,923 ♫ Fight for your right to 2359 01:30:44,923 --> 01:30:46,923 ♫ Party 2360 01:30:48,805 --> 01:30:52,477 ♫ Fight for your right to 2361 01:30:52,477 --> 01:30:54,644 ♫ Be free 2362 01:30:56,403 --> 01:30:59,651 ♫ Fight for your right to 2363 01:30:59,651 --> 01:31:02,234 ♫ Say anything 2364 01:31:03,677 --> 01:31:07,180 ♫ Fight for your right to 2365 01:31:07,180 --> 01:31:09,513 ♫ Be anyone 2366 01:31:10,963 --> 01:31:13,296 ♫ Get naked 2367 01:31:15,028 --> 01:31:17,278 ♫ Shake it 2368 01:31:18,843 --> 01:31:21,093 ♫ Shake it 2369 01:31:22,397 --> 01:31:24,647 ♫ Shake it 2370 01:31:26,296 --> 01:31:28,546 ♫ Shake it 2371 01:31:56,393 --> 01:32:00,056 ♫ Fight for your right to 2372 01:32:00,056 --> 01:32:02,056 ♫ Party 2373 01:32:03,887 --> 01:32:07,422 ♫ Fight for your right to 2374 01:32:07,422 --> 01:32:09,589 ♫ Be free 2375 01:32:11,299 --> 01:32:14,769 ♫ Fight for your right to 2376 01:32:14,769 --> 01:32:17,352 ♫ Say anything 2377 01:32:18,817 --> 01:32:22,143 ♫ Fight for your right to 2378 01:32:22,143 --> 01:32:24,476 ♫ Be anyone 2379 01:32:26,001 --> 01:32:28,334 ♫ Get naked 2380 01:32:30,052 --> 01:32:33,885 ♫ Shake it ♫